Disproving Intelligent Design

Lately, I’ve heard more and more about Intelligent Design, or what I like to call “Creation Lite”. Rather than argue it’s merits, shortcomings, or it’s insidious infection of young… <ahem>. Nonetheless…

I herein offer indisputable proof that the Intelligent Design Theory is a fraud.

Betamax
Platypus
Appendix
Traffic Jam
Non-Alcoholic Beer
Daylight Savings Time
Pyramid Schemes
Scientology
Poison Ivy
401K

You’re welcome.

Nipples on men.

Nay, those do not disprove ID, they prove the Fall!

George Dubya Bush :smiley:

Why on Earth is Betamax included in such a list??? If you’re going to bash a video format, bash VHS.

Also, DST is a quite good thing. It’s the repeated mucking with the start/end days that’s the sign of Stupidity Design.

You also left off “All Microsoft products.”

Slugs! They can see, they can’t smell, they can operate machinery.

Why is 401k in there?

That’s free money man. Aint nothing wrong with that!

You forgot hurricanes, diseases, and droughts.

No, I didn’t forget them. According to the big book (that’s the Bible, bucko), these events are tools of God to smite mere mortals and make us suffer.

Yeah? What happened to good old pensions, eh? You work 20 years, collect your pension.

Forgot the internet. Goatse.cx. Enough said.
Oh, and Furries.

The godawful urogenital system. What kind of intelligent designer puts the sewage system next to a recreational area?

People stopped working for the same company for 20 years.

Hair on your back. What’s that all about? :stuck_out_tongue:

Hey…

Don’t get me started.

To make up for the stuff you lose off your head.

A civil engineer, right?

I was going to move this over to Great Debates, but there really isn’t much here to debate. So, I’ll keep it here for now and see what happens. But one “Holier Betamax than thou!” comment and off she goes. :wink:

Well, sure. 'Cause everyone knows that Betamax was the superior format. :wink:

How about:

stupid, stupid tonsils
so-called wisdom teeth
those pesky pinky toes
belly buttons: they collect that horrid smelling stuff, you know what I’m talking about
near-sightedness (yeah, good one, God!!)
neocons (unless they were placed on earth to make mortals suffer, see: Hurricanes, Diseases, Droughts)

Catflaps! Catflaps! What is the use in catflaps?