Disturbing my slumber with crime.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Is it available in stores?

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Now I know who could help him - kanicbird who has special insight in both being raped and the spiritual bond this forges, as well as the right and wrong way to have sex with angels, demons and other spiritual beings. (Or is the OP in a prison?)

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Do you accept most major credit cards?

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I wish this OP had shown up during Rape Month. :frowning:

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It took him this long to get sick and tired of it.

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Ask the guard to move you to another cell block.

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The Popeil Penis Pruner? For particularly pesky, persistent perpetrators and repeat penetrators?

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Yes, they are raping everybody out there.

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Me three, and I made a face that somehow was equal parts :eek: and :dubious:.

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Citing incomprehensibility coupled with oooginess, I am closing this thread.