Dixie Carter doesn’t look Jokerish to me.
Helen Gurley Brown, former editor of Cosmo, needed a lot of expensive surgical work to look as scary as this: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YLONlAJifWw/SGac6k4ZTrI/AAAAAAAAAk8/5nqf1uDevhw/s400/helengurleybrown.jpg
I’ve heard that they do it because it lifts the saggy/jowly skin at the jaw. Which makes sense, but it’s just like any of these other things–it doesn’t make them look younger, it just makes them look like they’ve had plastic surgery.
And having had obvious facial plastic surgery that’s supposed to make you look younger just makes you look OLD.
I need to say something before" the train jumps track", as it were.
If someone needs PS to repair themselves in order to FUNCTION, then yes, okay?
I’m just sayin’ that if you’re my lovely little one whom I love and/or admire, then you prob’bly need to check with me before any cuttin’ is done, if you wouldn’t mind, I mean.
Thanks
Quas’
The glasses! They do nothing!
Wow. The Cryptkeeper has a sister. Who knew?
OMFG! You even warned us, and I had to look anyway. :eek:
Wanna see a magic trick?
Why y’all gotta be so fuckin’ MEAN about this, is what I wanna know???
;););)
Q
Well, she’s a classy dame. From the link:
I’ll see your Joan Rivers and raise you a Joan Rivers.
Mrs. Montgomery Burns, you say?
I’ll see your Jocelyn Wildensteins and Joan Rivers and raise you
Donatella Versace
Jackie Stallone (Sly’s mom).
and Michaela Romanini.
Trump that!
(I almost think I should put a warning on Ms. Romanini - her picture scares me.)
God, you really should – that is just freakin’ horrifying. Who the hell is she?
ETA: An Italian socialite famous for being a major plastic surgery victim, apparently.
Wow. Daisy Duck has really let herself go.
Just as a side note, I used to live on the upper east side of Manhattan, apparently not far from where she resides. I saw her several times strolling along the street (always late at night though, when the streets were mostly deserted), and she was always arm & arm with the most stunningly handsome, sexy men I’ve ever laid eyes on. So, despite horrifically mutilating her face to the point that she looks like one of the aliens from Doctor Who, she is still boinking men who are far hotter than anyone that any of her detractors are ever going to get lucky with.
You know, “victim” is an interesting word in a discussion like this. Presumably she made the choice herself to get her face all messed up (as all these people have), and paid a very good doctor a lot of money, so where does the victimization come in? (Serious thought, not snark.)
I meant “victim” in the same sense as “fashion victim” – someone who spends obscene amounts of money to obtain a particular physical appearance without giving sufficient thought to whether the end result would be attractive, personally flattering, etc., or not.
She probably paid a lot of money all right…but to a good doctor? No.
… And the guys are costing her so much that it is eating into her plastic surgery budget causing her to go cheap?
Honestly, how do these women look into the mirror and think “Hey, that looks much better!”?
Man, Jackie Stallone looks a LOT like the ‘new’ Carrot Top (#21)