Yes, I’m very rich and have tons of cash. Feel free to come over any time. I have a very large front yard, feel free to do donuts in it and park there. When you get out of the car make sure you have a weapon visable and I will let you in.
My address is:
1600 Pensylvania AVE.
Washington DC.
Thanks, mblackwell, you beat me to it :o) Thank god for preview.
You previewed and you still didn’t catch that smilie?
This is the last time I ever do this. I wonder if they will take me seriouis when they wake up to no straight dope server?
'Scuse me? Did you say something? I’m sorry, I’m too busy laughing my ass off at you to pay attention to whatever it is you’re going on about. :rolleyes:
Those who laugh the hardist laugh the leastist when they get a gander of my collection of 3 foot cecil dildos I stole from a certian columnist.
Hardist? Leastist?
Can we please require that people have at least a 2nd grade reading/spelling level before they post here? Really, I don’t think that’s asking too much.
bah!
If that wasn’t intelligent, I don’t know what is. :rolleyes:
I live in Springfield, U.S.A. Evergreen Terrace. My house has a weird bird door knocker. Come and find me, baby. Was that too specific for you? 
My house is the one with the 6’1" Scotsman in his kilt carrying a huge broadsword. Come on over!!!
Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire.
I own a mansion and a yacht.
I think I will go case the other forums.
At my place, there is just little old me. I have 2 512mb sticks on the kitchen table. I also have 3 or 4 30gb+ hard drives. They are on the desk by my computer, along with 4 brand new 1Ghz chips. There is absolutly nothing to prevent you from walking in the front door!! P.S. there are a couple of 19" flatscreens upstairs. I am a meek little old lady that can barely hear, see, or walk, I am also senile, or is that my sister?
franticly scribbles down Silver Fire’s address and smiles for a few minutes before realizing he’s been had
Black Knight, at least we have narrowed down Silver Fire’s address to the great state of Minnesota. With that much info, it shouldn’t be too hard to find her, ya know.
Can I come over too? Please?
** robgruver ** ,unless my husband is somehow slipping over to your house in his kilt it seems having a big Scotsman with a broadsword is a more popular deterrent than I thought. Perhaps we should start a security company where all the guards wear kilts and carry their swords.
Welcome aboard, The Thief. I’m sure you’ll get along with most of the posters if you give it a little try. Stealing their stuff might not be the greatest of introductions.
Nope, but you can steal my imaginary pile of gold nuggets, or perhaps my enormous nonexistant TV and stereo
You forgot to post your address.