Do Asians really have longer intestines than honkies?

[regnad_kcin]

My Japanese girlfriend tells me that Asians have longer intestines than white people, which causes a higher frequency of constipation (a subject Japanese will publicly discuss unabashedly!) and high rates of cancer when western diets are adopted.

Is this true? Has this been documented, or is it an urban legend?

[Darwin_s_Finch]

It looks like “urban legend”.

[Rabid_Squirrel]

And the award for Most Culturally Insensitive Yet Strangely Funny Thread Title goes too…

[Sublight]

Not true, but it’s been trotted out at least once by Cabinet-level officials in Japan as justification for blocking foreign food imports.

[elmwood]

*Originally posted by regnad kcin *
**My Japanese girlfriend tells me that Asians have longer intestines than white people **

Not true. However, maybe you can tell us about those sideways vaginas.

[Snooooopy]

Goddammit, we’re Honky-Americans!

[I_Love_Me_Vol.I]

hmmmm… HONKY… not sure if I should be insulted by that…

yeah… what the heck…

I am.

[regnad_kcin]

Now come on!

I AM a honky! People who belong to a particular racial group are allowed to refer to themselves using a racially insensitive slur!!

Havent you been paying attention?

[China_Guy]

Well, in this neck of the woods, “honky” refers to people from Hong Kong. And people from Hong Kong are generally Chinese, although you’ve got a fair amount of Philippino’s, people from the sub-continent and a few American style “honkies”.

This is pure unadulterated bullshit that really surfaced in 1991 when the Japanese were being forced to open up their rice market. Funny how this whole long intestine thing went out the window following a typhoon in IIRC 1993 that wiped out a huge chunk of the rice crop that year.

[dantheman]

I thought it referred to people who blow their noses too loudly in public.

Still, not an inoffensive thread title.

[Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker]

This won’t advance the OP, which as previously noted is almost certainly UL, but. . .

On Dr. Dean Edell’s radio program some years ago he made note of a study that found that in Japan, stomach cancer is relatively high and breast cancer is relatively low compared to the US. For Japanese born in the US, though, the rates are comparable to the US rates.

[Exapno_Mapcase]

Just to stomp the thing into the ground:

I’ve done a lot of research into intestines and intestinal problems and I’ve never come across any reference to a special length for Asian intestines in any medical textbook or journal article.

[Uncommon_Sense]

nick danger I haven`t heard the term “honky” since I watched a re-run of “All In the Family”.

[USCDiver]

I had a Californian friend ask me what a “Cracker Barrel” was when she visited us in the Deep South. I informed her that it’s called that because only white people eat there and that it used to be called “Honky Barrel” but some people found it offensive.

[Satisfying_Andy_Licious]

*Originally posted by Sublight *
**Not true, but it’s been trotted out at least once by Cabinet-level officials in Japan as justification for blocking foreign food imports. **

Heh, heh. He said trotted.

[Surreal]

Possibly.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=3571372

To test his “surmise,” Dr. Scheube measured the intestines of 26 Japanese cadavers between the ages of 17 and 60. He compared the data he collected to the typical length of intestines in Europeans, which he learned from a European anatomy textbook was between 800 and 900 centimeters. Here are his findings:

The 26 cases give a length of intestine of 953.7 cm. The maximum was 1203, the minimum 667; only 3 times the intestine was below 800…Accordingly, even the absolute length of the intestine is greater in the Japanese than in the European.
Dr. Scheube noted that the difference was even more striking when he considered the fact that, back then, an average European was 11 centimeters taller than an average Japanese. Relative to body length, he found that Japanese intestines were 20 percent longer.

Then, in 2005, I met a Japanese gastroenterologist in Tokyo through a social connection, and I couldn’t help but try to tap his expertise. He told me that when he did colonoscopies in Japan, intestines were sometimes so long that he ran out of camera cable.

“I doubt the same thing happens in America,” he said.

I discounted his testimony as ludicrous until 2007, when symptoms I won’t elaborate on required me to seek the services of an American colorectal surgeon named Jeff Sternberg, in San Francisco. After my operation, I posed to Dr. Sternberg the question I had then been asking for 20 years.

“I don’t have any data or anything,” Dr. Sternberg said, “but it’s kind of known in the field that when you scope Asian woman — especially a young Asian woman — their colons are, like, really freakin’ long.”

[OldGuy]

@Surreal

Possibly.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=3571372

“I don’t have any data or anything,” Dr. Sternberg said, “but it’s kind of known in the field that when you scope Asian woman — especially a young Asian woman — their colons are, like, really freakin’ long.”

Their colons shrink as they age???

[Colibri]

@regnad_kcin

I AM a honky! People who belong to a particular racial group are allowed to refer to themselves using a racially insensitive slur!!

@elmwood

Not true. However, maybe you can tell us about those sideways vaginas.

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[74westy]

@Surreal

Possibly.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=3571372

Do you have a link to this stuff?

[Surreal]

Sorry. Here’s the correct link:

Are Japanese Intestines Longer?