Do Asians really have longer intestines than honkies?

My Japanese girlfriend tells me that Asians have longer intestines than white people, which causes a higher frequency of constipation (a subject Japanese will publicly discuss unabashedly!) and high rates of cancer when western diets are adopted.

Is this true? Has this been documented, or is it an urban legend?

It looks like “urban legend”.

And the award for Most Culturally Insensitive Yet Strangely Funny Thread Title goes too…

Not true, but it’s been trotted out at least once by Cabinet-level officials in Japan as justification for blocking foreign food imports.

Not true. However, maybe you can tell us about those sideways vaginas.

:smiley:

Goddammit, we’re Honky-Americans!

hmmmm… HONKY… not sure if I should be insulted by that…

yeah… what the heck…

I am.

Now come on!

I AM a honky! People who belong to a particular racial group are allowed to refer to themselves using a racially insensitive slur!!

Havent you been paying attention? :slight_smile:

Well, in this neck of the woods, “honky” refers to people from Hong Kong. And people from Hong Kong are generally Chinese, although you’ve got a fair amount of Philippino’s, people from the sub-continent and a few American style “honkies”.

This is pure unadulterated bullshit that really surfaced in 1991 when the Japanese were being forced to open up their rice market. Funny how this whole long intestine thing went out the window following a typhoon in IIRC 1993 that wiped out a huge chunk of the rice crop that year.

I thought it referred to people who blow their noses too loudly in public.

Still, not an inoffensive thread title.

This won’t advance the OP, which as previously noted is almost certainly UL, but. . .

On Dr. Dean Edell’s radio program some years ago he made note of a study that found that in Japan, stomach cancer is relatively high and breast cancer is relatively low compared to the US. For Japanese born in the US, though, the rates are comparable to the US rates.

Just to stomp the thing into the ground:

I’ve done a lot of research into intestines and intestinal problems and I’ve never come across any reference to a special length for Asian intestines in any medical textbook or journal article.

nick danger I haven`t heard the term “honky” since I watched a re-run of “All In the Family”.

I had a Californian friend ask me what a “Cracker Barrel” was when she visited us in the Deep South. I informed her that it’s called that because only white people eat there and that it used to be called “Honky Barrel” but some people found it offensive.

Heh, heh. He said trotted.

Possibly.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=3571372

Their colons shrink as they age???

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