Princhester, ignore my last post.
My irony detector sometimes malfunctions.
Dammit Desmostylus, we’re mostly Australians in this thread. Surely I don’t need to use smilies for you to know I’m joking? 
Apologies again. I’m spending too much time in the pit. 
slortar
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I think I might try “rotary-shake urinating” next time I have to take a leak at work…
lieu
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I seen a guy do this in a raincoat once.