One of the few things that I do to ‘help the community’ or whatever, is to donate blood. It is actually about the only public-spirited thing that I actually feel good about doing. Or, rather, did. No more.
The last time that I went to donate blood at the nearby Blood Institute, everything was good, and I even glommed a cool recipe from one of the magazines in the waiting room while I was there. So, I was getting the pre-donation checkup, etc…, when they put a very, very small blood pressure cuff on my arm. It seemed pretty tight, but, no burden was too great, I felt, in doing my good deed.
Well, the BP reading was something like 170/95. Not good. The technician told me that it was possibly due to the too small cuff. Wow, that’s reassuring. Nothing like ‘possibly’ when it comes to me having a stroke. I just hope he enjoyed his lunch, later in the day, because I practically threw mine up.
OK, I calmed down, and went on with my life. About 2 weeks later, I got my info in the mail from the Blood Institute. Heart rate, 63, cholesterol, 125, etc… BP: 170/95. “Note: Seriously elevated”.
Oh, and I also had to go to get a physical for a job, about 2 months later. Oh, goody, my BP is nice and high, and I won’t get a job because of it. I can starve and then stroke out, or else I can have my paralyzing stroke first and won’t have to worry about the pain of rehab, because I won’t have the insurance for it, because I won’t have a job. But, that’s OK, because I’ll starve to death before I come out of my coma.
Well, suffice it to say, my BP reading was fine. BP reading was back down to it’s normal, safe level. Got the job, am dining well.
OK, a pox on the Blood Institute, and we are quits. They are a huge organization, and my arms are not huge by any stretch of the imagination, so I think if they couldn’t conjure up a normal sized BP cuff then, they won’t have produced one by now. Or, they would just look at me, put me in the loser column, and, again, just march me into the kiddie cuff room for another alarmingly false reading. Don’t need 'em.
Now, however, I am worried that they are not through with their mischief.
The main question: Are they sending the results of my pre-donation checkup on to MediFax, or some other medical info clearinghouse?