Do burglars really use gas to put the occupants to sleep?

I can’t wait to hear about it.

Give him time, he only just managed to post that one sentence fragment before passing out…

The gasser used too much gas, and zombies type real slow :smiley:

Si

That should have hit the news. Got a clipping? Web link? Police report? Anything useful that could prove your story?

Nah, there’d have been more ellipses; consciousness… fading… must… submit.. post… no… time… for… capitals…

You’re right. I’m sure we’ll get the full story with all the details, including police and medical reports, after he recovers from the effects of the gas.

Maybe he’s the burglar.

Do Zombie burglers do this?

Although I want to address a question raised earlier- I’ve hear that in the US, despite a couple of high profile home invasions, most burglaries are when the house is vacant, in Europe “hot” burglaries are a lot more common, even if not the majority. The gun rights people say it’s because a US burglar isn’t going to risk his life for a TV set (Although my state has duty to retreat in theory ,in practice no one has ever been prosecuted for killing a burgler that was not fleeing). Even I’ll admit making the connection is a stretch because of the vast difference in culture, but it’s something to think about.

Still waiting to hear from torturedsoul. I hope he/she is OK.

yep they use gas its all true its happend to me a few times i everytime i wake up feeling tired and with blackouts in my memory
i have a few memorys of what happend
it wasnt a robbery it was for entertainment and revenge
ive also had my drink spiked about 20 times

while i was asleep they pretty much tortured me once i even fought back put one guy in a bakers oven and almost killed him so they used a tazer on me untill me heart stoped
i had to be given mouth to mouth
want know what they do to you while your asleep?

im gunna blow the lid off this hole thing

Holey Moley. A news article would help fill the holes in your story. Got one? Or are you just describing last night’s nightmare?

Do you have a habit of falling asleep in bakeries?

That being said, if you had to be resuscitated by medical personnel, I’m sure you’ll have no problem linking to some police reports or news articles on your case.

what am i to do ?
i went to the police and told them what happend and asked why arnt they in jail the police man said well they have there uses and smiled wtf?

they resuscited me

I give it a three out of ten. The free-verse isn’t too bad, but the non sequiters and “quirky” typography are a trifle forced.

And it’s always the same pattern: somewhere around the 15th or 16th glass of scotch, someone slips you a Mickey and you black out, only to wake later with little to no recollection of the latter part of the evening?

yep it they normaly do it when your allready drunk

I think you still are.