That was must BE… :smack:
And their shit dont stink?
I’ve had cats fart. On purpose sometimes, I swear.
My current cat, Honey (aka Bitchfeatures, you with the fur, bitchcowcat) will fall asleep on my lap and occasionally emit aromas. I assume that’s just a relaxing of the kitty sphincter in a truly deep sleep. However I’ve also had my mum’s old cat TukTuk walk up to my pillow, meow at me, turn around and as she walked away, lift her tail and do a little “pfffft” in my general direction. That was the foulest smelling fart I’ve ever smelt. I think something died inside that cat.
Surprisingly enough, cat shit duty isn’t a super-offensive chore (my husband does it 99% of the time – wooHOO!). We’re just lucky, I guess.
Oh, goodness. Dewey only gets quality dry food, but he doesn’t care. He mostly does it when you pick it up - the boyfriend accuses me of squeezing them out of him. It could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
The Five Toed Chair Sloth will occaisionally fart if I lean my head back on her. One impossible to sit through. She has run me out of the office - luckily she rarely does this.
Some of you folks need to put out a call to the Radio Airplane. I don’t know if they can flyover your home to prevent cat farts, but they’ll at least provide a listening ear.
Just like people it depends on what they eat. It has been my experence that vegitable eaters = much gas but not much smell per fart, while meat eaters = very little gas but a odor to knock your socks off if kitty has enough gas to squease out one. Since cats are carinvors, but we try to feed them other vegatable stuf as fillers they can get gas and since they primarly eat meat those can really stink.
Yes, DaveRaver, you may blame it on the cat.
All I know is, me and Bruno were the only ones in there, and *I * sure didn’t do it!
My mom’s fat cat is a pretty horrible farter. Sheherezade likes to take naps with people when she first meets them, and the first night my fiancee stayed with me at my parents house she parked her bum in front of his face and calmly farted at him all night.
The same thing happened to my sister some months later. Maybe she’s letting people know she’s relaxed around them?
Also a funny story, my friend had just rescued a shelter kitty and during her transition into her new home and new food she was clearly stressed. We all were watching a movie when we heard a very loud disgusting fart sound. Of course we all looked at each other to find someone to blame, each of us slowly turned towards the corner where the kitty was happily munching on some food and acting like nothing happened. Thankfully after a few days her guts calmed down. But that was the loudest non-human fart I’ve ever heard.
One of my cats farted something terrible when we first got her.
I switched foods until I figured out that she was allergic to corn. Problem solved, except that the food she needs is way expensive, and my other 2 cats have to eat the same thing, since they are nibblers.
That tiny thing used to let out farts that would have fumigated the house, had any creatures within reach been sensitive to cat wind.
Lord, yes. Our cat used to unleash room-clearing stinkers until we figured out that skim milk and his GI tract didn’t get along. No more.
I’ve never had a farting cat so that’s why I asked the question. I’m surprised to hear so many farting cat anecdotes!
The fist day I had my cat, she walked into the kitchen (from who knows where) waited for the other two cats to eat and then helped herself to some low-cost dry food. She then released the SBD that nigh knocked me over. I named her Toot right then and there, and she’s been with me 12 years so far, living up to her name about once a week as far as I can tell.