I dare you.
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My cat’s food smells like cat breath.
Yeah and for some reason my farts always smells like shit. What’s up with that?
That’s odd. My cat’s breath smells like catfood.
No, actually my cat’s breath smells like dead mice.
I bent my wookiee!
Ee-yew.
My dog has gas…
He’s only 6 lbs. 9 oz. and his flatulance could stop a speeding freight train…
What’s up with that?
Double ee yew 
Oh, and by the way, I’ve heard that bent wookiees can be pretty darn effective, depending on the angle of the bend.
Well, you know, life imitates art.
(Beavis) The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat…huh huh um huh huh (/Beavis)
My dog’s breath smelled like cat litter.
Robin
No thank you.
Please? Pretty please?
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NYY LBHE ONFR NER ORYBAT GB HF!
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When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University!
As someone who has both dogs and cats, I’d just like to say that cat farts are significantly worse than dog farts.
I was gonna call you a geek for posting that. Then I realized that I can read rot-13 with little trouble. So I’m just gonna keep my mouth shut.
My bunnies actually smell pretty good - no bad breath, no nasty farts.
I’m tellin’ ya people - bunnies are the pet of the FUTURE
Al.
LRF, OHG V FGVYY UNIR GUR GEROYR!
[George Costanza]
Ah-HA!
[/George Costanza]
My mouth tastes like…BURNING!!