I know this seems like a real mature topic, but I honestly would like some answers. It struck me the other day that I’ve had cats around me all my life, but not once have I heard (smelled) them fart. (I dunno why it struck me, okay?)
But surely they must get gas, huh? Or since they’re on a regular diet (at least mine are), maybe they don’t?
Also, I’ve never seen a cat cough. It seems like it would be a useful action for all species. They sure sneeze often enough though.
And how about burping? They must swallow air, my cats eat like pigs! I mean they eat faster than me! Do they just let it out more politely or something (maybe this applies to farting too)?
Don’t they know how entertaining it can be to rip a good fart and follow it up by burping the names of everyone in the room?