This cracked me up 
Always one for the socializing, hey?
I’m very pro gay, so no, I wouldn’t think less of them.
I text alot and I have many male friends that text me. I would rather text then talk on the phone anyways.
If you’re 40, maybe.
Damn, it’s like you can SEE me from where you are!
That reminds me of something that happened to me last year. I was picking up a drum kit my nephew had bought on line to deliver to him. The woman who sold it rather than explaining how to get to her place (it was tricky) had 2 saved messages according to the direction you were coming from. She sent me one that had her name, address, phone number and directions. Saved me either forgetting it or having to write it out.
Young whippersnapper! It takes ME 5 minutes to find the T on a rotary phone! Dagnabbit!
I was in an upscale DC restaurant recently for lunch. Four guys, 40ish, in suits, at the next table. Three of them were working their Blackberries like the Tetris world championship. Maybe it was work related but I can’t shake the feeling that they were talking to each other.
I claim real men avoid texting. Certainly not after college.