Save it for Lolita, or whatever her name is!
(Sheesh, no wonder she backed off!!!)
Carmelita - and in reality, she wouldn’t back off! Which is why this is a hypothetical!
So, anyone else now picturing Chris Griffin whenever you read a post by Argent Towers?
Who is Chris Griffin?
ETA: The guy from Family Guy? Come on!!! (And…don’t ever do a google image search for Chris Griffin with the SafeSearch off.)
Shoot, I remember years ago a farmer in Ventura County, CA, where I’m from, being charged with slavery because he paid under legal wages with the threat of calling the Immigration Service, and (this is the kicker) he locked the gates to the ranch, sealing in his captive workers from leaving if they wanted to.
Slavery. It’s not the charge you want to go to trial with.
Yes, sorry, should have put that in my post. Last night’s Family Guy had a variation of your OP. Except it was Consuela, not Carmelita. And she was 50ish, and pretty much the opposite physically of Carmelita. But Chris did get thrown out at second, just like your OP.
She could put a curse on you! Have you not learned from recent threads?
That…is a really detailed scenario for GQ.
I’m just impressed at the length and detail, assuming it was typed with one hand.