After many years of having the user name L. G. Butts, Ph.D. (named after Professor Lucifer Gorgonzola Butts, the inventor in Rube Goldberg’s cartoons) I have switched my user name to Happy Fun Ball.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Discontinue interaction with Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
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[li]Itching[/li][li]Vertigo[/li][li]Dizziness[/li][li]Tingling in extremities[/li][li]Loss of balance or coordination[/li][li]Slurred speech[/li][li]Temporary blindness[/li][li]Profuse sweating[/li][li]Heart palpitations[/ul][/li]You have been warned.
Thanks. I have always had problems picking user names and this one actually resonated with me.
You only need one.
They can find were people referenced you, but all your old posts change to your new username. It can be confusing reading old threads when people make comments like “Prof Butts made the stupidest comment up thread” when the username has changed…
But, what should one do if Happy Fun Ball breaks open?
This is one of our favorite jokes. Literally yesterday I told my child to wash her hands after decorating the artificial Christmas tree (per the package instructions, because it contains so many horrible chemicals and/or because California has paranoid materials safety laws), and said, “Do not taunt Happy Fun Tree.”
