I was with a colleague from work in downtown Kansas City. We had just left the office and were heading to our car to go to Topeka for a meeting. As we were walking down the sidewalk, about 8 to 10 feet directly in front of us a large dark blur suddenly smacked the pavement. I’m not sure when I realized it was a body, a person, because it happened really fast - but still kind of didn’t because I remember what happened next very clearly, like video.
The body bounced up from the sidewalk several feet, like the guy did some kind of freaky ninja roll and jump maneuver that let him leap back off the ground vertically and tackle the girl I was with. Maria suddenly found herself laying flat on her back on the sidewalk with the hulk of this dead guy draped over her. I would have been down there with her but did this impromptu dodge-ball kind of thing where I pivoted and just barely slid out of the way with my hands up as he grazed by the front of me, which as slick as it sounds I can’t take credit for because it was all very surreal and out-of-body. Maybe I flashed back to footwork drills from high school tennis, counter-intuitive but effective.
Anyway, I was standing looking down at the scene for some moments, I don’t know how long. However long it was, it was exactly long enough for Maria to come to Jesus (or back from Jesus), and screaming like someone was murdering her, painfully. I quickly clamored over the guy, leaning down with a foot on either side of them both, I was suddenly afraid to move him, like I’d hurt him. That was ridiculous. I could see his skull was open at the top in an unsurvivable way. Plus, while he was face down, his face had torn away and was flapped over to the right of his head. It didn’t look like a face anymore - like I couldn’t even begin to guess how old he was, - but it was clearly his face. For whatever reason, though, I ran my hand up by his neck and was trying to feel for a pulse, that’s when Maria really freaked out.
The most blood curdling screaming I’d ever heard, ever, evolved into something unimaginably huger. There aren’t words. She was like a mad caged animal who had just come unhinged and started having this tantrum/fit/seizure thing under him screaming, “Get it off me! Get it off me!” She was so frantic and urgent that I think I really believed she might die if I didn’t get him off her right then. So, I rolled him off her.
I would have helped her up, but she was up. Then, she was on all fours. Then, she was on all fours vomiting. So much of his blood had pooled in those moments that it was all over my shoes. There was a white stripe of no blood on the pavement below where he had been, where Maria had been. I’d never seen so much blood. Looking at the white stripe and the white spot where I must have planted my foot before the blood got there, which was now slowly filling in with my foot gone, I realized Maria was wearing all the blood that made that shadow.
She and I only talked about it together once, with our boss the day after it happened. We talked to the police, too, but not together. Anyway, I honestly don’t think she’s ever forgiven me for not getting him off her sooner, when I stupidly checked his pulse.
Anyway, the point is, THEY BOUNCE! Nowhere have I seen or heard, not before or since, anyone mention how a falling human body bounces off the ground. Maybe it doesn’t happen always, I don’t know. But based on my experience of one, a body bounces quite a bit.