Do people really do this stuff? (Sexual TMI)

[Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical]

@SSG_Schwartz

Ok, maybe a pearl necklace would be accepted in place of the jewelry. I could see how some could do that with pleasure, and I am sure that an “Angry Pirate” is just a misogynistic joke as is the “Strawberry Shortcake.”

But are there fans of the “Dirty Sanchez,” other than Dustin Diamond? Am I the only one who finds a snowball or a creampie disgusting? If you do enjoy these acts, I mean no offense, but I really don’t get the thrill.

SSG Schwartz

Seriously this time, it’s a joke. You really don’t get that? It’s years old…

[mr.jp]

Snowballing is certainly not just a joke, and is actually pretty hot, as long as it’s two girls doing it.

[FriarTed]

@Santo_Rugger

This is going to sound dumb, but for about 10 years I thought a “Rusty Trombone” was ass-to-mouth. The actual trombone being rusty, ya see? I just learned about two weeks ago that it’s actually a simultaneous rim job and hand job. The latter seems a lot more plausible than the former; once I realized that, I realized it’d be a relatively common occurrence when one is giving a male a rimjob. Not that I sit around thinking about that sort of thing…

You see, I thought it was a girl blowing a guy after he’s been in her mentruous vagina.:eek:

[Earthworm_Jim]

@Santo_Rugger

This is going to sound dumb, but for about 10 years I thought a “Rusty Trombone” was ass-to-mouth. The actual trombone being rusty, ya see?

Actually, that’s a “chili dog”.

[Santo_Rugger]

@SSG_Schwartz

No, that’s an ATM, or ATM deposit depending on how far it goes.

SSG Schwartz

Which is why it freaks me out every time somebody uses the abbreviation to mean ‘at the moment’. I’m busy ATM. WTF?

@FriarTed

You see, I thought it was a girl blowing a guy after he’s been in her mentruous vagina.:eek:

Learn something new every day.

@Earthworm_Jim

Actually, that’s a “chili dog”.

Learn something new every day.

[Cat_Whisperer]

And here is my opportunity to post one of the funniest scenes ever, from “The 40 Year Old Virgin” - Advice from Mooj. It’s not about all this stuff - it’s about connection. And passion.

[Illuminatiprimus]

@mr.jp

Snowballing is certainly not just a joke, and is actually pretty hot, as long as it’s two girls doing it.

It’s pretty hot watching two guys doing it too.

[Telperien]

@mr.jp

Snowballing is certainly not just a joke, and is actually pretty hot, as long as it’s two girls doing it.

So if there are only girls involved, how do they get the semen? Magic?

[Cisco]

@Santo_Rugger

This is going to sound dumb, but for about 10 years I thought a “Rusty Trombone” was ass-to-mouth. The actual trombone being rusty, ya see? I just learned about two weeks ago that it’s actually a simultaneous rim job and hand job. The latter seems a lot more plausible than the former; once I realized that, I realized it’d be a relatively common occurrence when one is giving a male a rimjob. Not that I sit around thinking about that sort of thing…

@Earthworm_Jim

Actually, that’s a “chili dog”.

Man, get with the program. A rusty trombone is ATM. The act you describe, Santo Ruger, is tromboning. And a chili dog is shitting on a girl’s chest and then titty fucking her. Didn’t any of you go to public school?

[gravitycrash]

I don’t know what this says about me but this thread is cracking me up. Maybe I’m just easily amused. I’ve never heard of the chili dog before. Too funny.

[Cluricaun]

@Telperien

So if there are only girls involved, how do they get the semen? Magic?

Nah, he’s still HIV positive.

[Autolycus]

I wonder if anyone has actually performed the Houdini before.

[Digital_Stimulus]

@Sofis

Urban Dictionary is good for this sort of thing, and also safe for work.

I am so glad you posted that link, as there was no way I was going to use teh google either.

There’s a group of related terms before the definitions; just read the angry pirate, off to look at abe lincoln…

[Kythereia]

When the question is “Do people really do this [sexual] stuff?”, guys, the answer is always yes.* Always*.

Exhibit A: two girls, one cup. The prosecution rests.

[gravitycrash]

@Kythereia

When the question is “Do people really do this [sexual] stuff?”, guys, the answer is always yes.* Always*.

Exhibit A: two girls, one cup. The prosecution rests.

Ok, What does this even mean? I’m old and crotchety and watch tons of porn. I just don’t get this reference.

[Autolycus]

@gravitycrash

Ok, What does this even mean? I’m old and crotchety and watch tons of porn. I just don’t get this reference.

If you seriously want to know, here is a spoiler for you.

One girl takes a big steamy, runny shit in a cup. I think it was an ice cream cone. Then, both girls proceed to lick and eat said shit sundae. All this time they are kissing and fondling each other. The only thing worse IMO is Eel Girl. Save that one for another time.

[SSG_Schwartz]

@Cisco

Man, get with the program. A rusty trombone is ATM. The act you describe, Santo Ruger, is tromboning. And a chili dog is shitting on a girl’s chest and then titty fucking her. Didn’t any of you go to public school?

No, no, no. The rusty trombone is rimming while giving the guy a handjob. For my cite, see Andy Dick in the Aristocrats.

SSG Schwartz

[gravitycrash]

Jeez. I thought 69 was really edgy.

[SSG_Schwartz]

@Autolycus

If you seriously want to know, here is a spoiler for you.

One girl takes a big steamy, runny shit in a cup. I think it was an ice cream cone. Then, both girls proceed to lick and eat said shit sundae. All this time they are kissing and fondling each other. The only thing worse IMO is Eel Girl. Save that one for another time.

This http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgO4ptNHboc link is SFW and will give you suggestions on how to search for it. I would advise watching the woman’s reaction before you decide if the video is right for you.

SSG Schwartz

[corkboard]

I never understood the big deal about 2 Girls 1 Cup. There’s waaaaaay more twisted stuff than that on the internet. I sort of accidentally stumbled upon

shit eating

about 10 years ago quite by accident (seriously! I sat down at the computer in the library at law school, minized one browser window, and another was open right behind it- honest!), and have seen some really retch-inducing stuff since then. The 2G1C thing is sort of passe at this point.