OK, L.A. City Council, you’re way off base! The proof is in this thread! Maybe some strippers do have sex in Baltimore and Atlanta and Florida and Milwaukee and, uh, San Francisco and Lennox and Inglewood…but NOBODY boinks in L.A.!!! Our stripper gals are pure as the driven snow, and hella sexy to boot.
And besides, even if someone were having sex in an L.A. club, what’s the harm? Nothing bad happened to the moral fiber of Baltimore and Atlanta and Florida and Milwaukee and San Francisco and Lennox and Inglewood…did it?
I will presently be sending a copy of this thread to Messrs. Villaraigosa, Garcetti, Perry and Miscikowski, et al. They will cry in remorse when they realize how unfairly they’ve judged others.