One Steak, well done. Gimme fries wid dat. 
It’s more of a “fwoooom” than a “kaboom.” We’re not talking about explosive bovines after all, they were banned by the BATF. It’s not even hard to prevent that, just raise the grate farther from the coals. Yeah, it makes the cows madder but f**k 'em if they can’t take a joke.