Do Some Women Have Teeth Inside Of Their Vaginas?

I am not icky! :wink:

I have to ask, is fighting ignorant at all like fighting drunk? I just picture some guy saying “I have no idea, wanna fight about it?” :wink:

Sorry. Proceed.

While we’re talking about the Virgin Mary, here’s a cartoon I saw many years ago.

A very obviously-pregnant Virgin Mary is looking up at the sky.
The voice of God is booming “I never said I’d marry you.”

Sorry, nothing to do with vagina dentata but it was a story that had to be told.

Isn’t vagina dentata a song from the “Lion King”?

That was one of the few things I knew that Ben Stein didn’t on “Win Ben Stein’s Money”. I totally forgot about it in this thread.

Not being of a religious bent, I didn’t know that … you live and learn! I think most knew what I meant though. :slight_smile:

Teratomas can consist of easily identified parenchymal tissues derived from more than one germ line, or they can also be devoid of any real organization – especially solid teratomas. The term “dermoid” is sometimes reserved for well-ordered structures with well differentiated ecto- and mesodermal elements surrounding an endodermal core. Aside from the usually harmless muscle, skin, bone, hair, teeth or fat, we should always consider other possibilities like physiologically active endocrine -or even neural- tissue.

Forget vagina denata; what keeps me up at night is the idea of vagina mentata.

Oops. I meant to note that the above is from my notes for a brief talk I gave recently

Yeah, I was thinkin’ either that or The Lion King.

Some tumors do have that, in case other people aren’t aware. Pheochromocytomas, some lung tumors, etc. Because every cell has the genetic basis of everything, tumors can and do make pretty much anything. There have been evidence of working joints in teratomas. Spooky.
I would make a comment about the second poster, but it has already been beaten into the ground. How about apologizing to Surreal though?

This is all fine and good, but could someone please help me find my keys. :smiley:

Aren’t men the ones always being accused of having their brains in their pants?

My doctor today told me I have a tongue sticking out of my cervix. OK, it’s really a big polyp but she said it looked like a tongue and that I should have it removed. It made me think of this thread so I just had to share.

Bet you wish I didn’t.

There’s a really raunchy joke based on the band name “Pop Will Eat Itself” to be made here, Tikki.

Dang it! I’ve been planning on using that name for a band for years. Now I find out it’s been claimed!

At any rate, if I can find a doctor who’ll do it, I intend to make sure any daughters I may have get teeth implanted in their vaginas. They come out when you’re 18, sweetie, and not a moment sooner.

I was thinking the same thing.

Grampa Simpson voice
“I used to soak my teeth overnight in a glass, but now…”

It absolutely is just as true as the rumor that Japanese women have a horizontal vagina!

Fragments may be, real fully developed teeth very unlikely

Did you read the rest of the thread?

Still need convincing?

From here:

"This confirmed the diagnosis of a mature well differentiated cystic teratoma of the ovary. It contained four well formed teeth and a portion of mandible."

Well I just figured this board was supposed to be for Fighting Ignorants, and I wanted to be one of them.