Posts you REFUSE to even look at

And no, I’m not providing a link either:

“Do Some Women Have Teeth Inside Of Their Vaginas?”

This is either (a) the biggest troll since Harry Potter’s first Halloween at Hogwarts, or (b) the work of an absolute imbecile.

This one.

wait, crap.

Herbert Spencer

Hey dude, when you got a second., I’d like your input.

/sorry, end hijack.

I don’t open the “Bush is a poopyhead!” ones. ZZZzzz… Same people, same crap, different day.

I finally read the post from the OP when I got home from work.

The answer is Yes. Riddle me that, Batman.

Hey, I’m not touchin that trainwreck. I work for the state. They’ve got an office building full of lawyers ready to defend me. (Well, not specifically Me, you understand, just my ilk.) So I just do my best, and let them handle the fallout. More involved than that, I don’t want to get.

I thought it rather unlikely myself.
But I looked anyway and there are medical references to prove that yes, some women do.

I’m sorry, what were you saying? :smack:

snort

Actually, it mostly involved cases of tumors. (Which can have teeth, hair, skin-even eyes. All together now: eeeeeeewwww!)

Hehe, I don’t blame you for staying away. I wasn’t sure if you would stumble upon that as the thread title didn’t have anything to do with the shitstorm within it.

Smart move. :stuck_out_tongue:

In regards to the OP, I just read the vagina one and am off to bleach my eyes.

Heh, every time Sureal posts with his wacky, inane, over-the-top questions, I sigh, brace myself, and open the thread anyway. I’m just so damn curious about how his mind works that I can’t resist.

Anything with “atheist” or “theist” in the title.

And the punchline is…

“Of course not! Look at the shape her gums are in!”

I don’t read the political threads because I am very politically unaware and I just get confused. I subscribed to TIME magazine to try to get politically un-unaware but I only read the science and entertainment articles. <Sigh>

I also don’t read gay marriage threads because I have my mind made up, and a lot of times I get really upset (to the point of tears) when I see that people disagree with me. Everyone’s entitled to their opinion, but I feel so strongly about it.

I’m not good at the warm fuzzy stuff, so I really don’t read a whole lot of MPSIMS.

I’ll look at any thread that might be TMI. I’m all over that shit.

All of GD. I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight. :frowning:

I jump into threads with reckless abandon, save one: Remember that ‘pan-fried sperm’ thread in GQ? Nope. Wouldn’t look. Not even a little. Just seeing the title was more than ewwwwww! enough for me.

[Yakov Smirnoff]In my country, pussy eats YOU![/yk]

What about the one from the guy that jacked off to feed his fish? Did’ya read that one?

I’m pretty much at the point where I don’t want to read any more Michael Moore threads for a month or twenty years.

Oh. PREACH it. As we get closer to election day, I expect to open up the pit one of these days and find only Boooo Bush/Kerry or Yaaaay Bush/kerry threads.

You’re kidding, right? :eek: