Susanann, would you mind coming in here for just a moment...

I’ve never actually “Pitted” anyone before, but I have to say

This post:

,

in this thread,

was totally and utterly obnoxious.

The complete lack of any sort of cites or reference material, I can overlook.

The ridiculous “Leaked by the doctor’s office” crapola, I can ignore.
(And heaven knows, doctors certainly wouldn’t worry about their professional reputation or anything).

But you’re snitty, snotty, petty

really, really picks my butt.

Just in case you’re wondering, your fellow posters* here at the SDMB did not read your post and think you were clever and informed. They read it an thought that you were an out of whack twit, that spends way to much of her time watching Day-Time television, and reading the National Tattler.

I read it and thought that you were petty, and small.

That is all.

*At least those that responded in the original thread.

Go on Alice! Don’t you believe that ‘most biology teachers’ are expert on Jamie Lee Curtis’s genetic make up? I know I’m convinced, that kind of evidence is just overwhelming!

This woman appears to actually, physically Talk out of her ASS!.

I mean, how does she type with that thing? She must have a prehensile butt hole.

:rolleyes:

You’re not the first to feel this way about Susanann. Two Pit threads in the same month. One can only hope Susanann will get the hint, but I doubt it.

…and it was a core part of our training that J-Cur has a bundle of assorted bits and pieces down there. Enough for a small eskimo village, really.

Many of our professors confirmed this for us at the pub after work, and we were shown a documentary on cable TV, which kind of puts the nail right there on it doesn’t it?

She also has a tiny pair of horns, which are usually hidden by her hair.

JEALOUSY! ENVY! JEALOUSY!

Please ignore the green writing on my forehead - after all I am a biology teacher, with Susanann as one of my better students.

Redboss

Wow. Did it hurt when they tatooed that on there? :smiley:

Yeah, but the World Olympic Commitee says she’s a guy! Is there higher authority for the arbitration of the biological definition of gender? I think not! Jamie Curtis: she-male. I’m convinced of it.

Well, if Jamie Curtis is a she-male, she’s got the nicest set of tits I’ve ever seen on on a she-male.

…may I add that we also decided at that same meeting that Princess Ann is a man, that Arnold Schwarzenegger is two men, that George Bush is a little girl, that the Pope is a credenza, that Joan Rivers is a Tupperware party, and that Beta is the video system of the future.

Redboss McGurgle, Chairman of Olympic Committee

Cute, too.

With regard to Susanann, I suspect that she’s a man, and that the entire body of knowledge that she has about feminism and gender issues has been cribbed entirely from Rush Limbaugh.

Wow! An almost definite urban legend sighted in the wild!

It it just me or does the head on this pic from Larry Mudd’s link eerily remind anyone else of Ozzy Osbourne?

[obligatory reference to OP] Yeah, I was wondering whose butt she pulled that crap out of.[/ortOP]

The “Olympic Committee” crud may have been a reference to Maria Jose Martinez Patino, who is a pseudohermaphrodite. This means that she has a female body and female external sex organs, but is genetically male.

I’m sure somewhere in Susanann’s whacked out brain the case you cite was floating around, Lola.

However, there certainly isn’t even the remotest chance that the Olympic Committe gives a flying rat’s ass about Jamie Lee Curtis.

Like I said - the woman (Susanann) has a prehensile butt hole (which paints just a lovely mental image, huh?)

Well…there’s enough plastic in there to make this at least plausible, in some metaphorical fashion.

Perhaps the correct phrasing should have been “Joan Rivers was a Tupperware party”?

Please don’t ever do that to me again. I mean, warnings, people! Warnings are appropriate! :eek:

That’s almost as bad as, “my friends cousin’s sister’s uncle, told me…”

Ah, I see that you haven’t read any of her previous posts.:smiley: I believe she’s openly plagerized stuff to, so tack on dishonest.

>> Ah, I see that you haven’t read any of her previous posts. I believe she’s openly plagerized stuff to, so tack on dishonest.

You can read all about her in this thread

Actually, I’d rather not.

Where do these people come from anyhow? Nevernever land?