Do Southerners really speak like this?

Using data from this table, Wisconsin is larger than Georgia in total area, but smaller in land area. (Some of Wisconsin’s territory extends into the Great Lakes.)

But Michigan beats all the other states east of the Mississippi, if we go by total area.

The stereotypical Texan talks with a “cowboy” accent.
Many foreigners mimicking an American will use the cowboy accent, but no one has
told me that I have that accent.

But, using your table, if you go by land area, Georgia is larger than Michigan.