I like cheese!
I have a feeling Mr. Foxworthy may make an appearance.
Bless your heart!
Oh shit, there’s been a snowflake spotted. Everybody buy up all the milk, bread and toilet paper and prepare for world’s end!!!
What kind of Coke would you like?
That happened to me:
All y’all want a Coke?
Sure, thanks!
What kind?
[puzzled look]
Looks like we got RC, Ale-8-One, Cheerwine…
…and Co’Cola.
Tell me you’re southern w/o telling me your southern
Ummm, ah can’t tell the difference between you’re and your?
[/kneeslapper]
Everybody likes cheese!
StG
One’s yore n th’other’s yer
…your southern what?
We’re fixin to go to the house.
I can carry someone to school or work.
White Lily flour is the only acceptable biscuit flour.
It’s Duke’s or nothing.
Oopsie
I’ll have a Dr. Pepper. thank you.
And, one word: Grits!
That makes you from Wisconsin, my friend. 
I knew one of you would bring that up.
You used to could tell if someone was from around these here parts.
You can’t get there from here.