Do the Dead Get Pissed at Being Moved?

When I was a kid I used to get high and drink beer on Al Jolson’s grave. I wonder if he’s gonna confront me about it later. :eek:

Yeah, they hate it big-time. You read in the papers all the time about zombie uprisings following grave moves. Heck, time was when the graveyard was the quietest part of town, and people used to like to live next door. Now? You can’t give those properties away.

WAG is that may be due to the person buried there having died from some horrid and contagious disease.

Ok. It’s been 2 hours. This is killing me. What friggin’ movie is that from?

Or it’s a vampire.

Tons! Lots of dead people decay quickly, for instance. And a whole lot of dead people get torn apart and eaten by animals, which is much more exciting.

Perhaps, or just an eccentric family member. It is written in the cement that ceils the top of the plot, not on the gravestone itself. It looks like it was written with a stick and the lid off something for the Os. Our family Priest said he had never seen anything similar in any other graveyard he had visited throughout the country.

Full Metal Jacket?

Yeah, the dead hate leaving their graves. Even once you get them up and moving, they’re always dragging their feet.

Yes. Of course! It came to me a little while ago and I just had to come and make sure. It was driving me nuts.

Native-American dead especially don’t like being moved. I reckon they’re still bitter about their land being taken the first time, do it a second time and they open a whole can of spectral whup-ass. Now if you excuse me, I have to get back to the conversation I was having with my TV.

How much should you tip dead-people movers?
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ETA: Forgot, this is SDMB. The answer’s nothing.*

I remember a story about an Egyptologist who found a group of three mummies, a parent (can’t remember which gender) and two children; a boy and a girl who had been laid to rest together. The parent was well preserved, the kiddos not so much, he decided to take the adult back to London, and leave the kiddies back. Apparently a week afterwards he started having nightmares in which the parent came to him rather annoyed! He was on the next ship to Alexandria and retrieved the kiddies. The parent was satisfied.