I really think the plants before the Sun kills the entire narrative.
Fellow Dopers, don’t you think all of these really smart guys (and they were) would have recognized the essential silliness of this.
And yet, beyond normalcy, here it remains, thousands of years later.
Do y’all think this was a mistranslated bit of text?
Maybe, the rabbi or priest who was Top Dog said, “Hey come on, let’s go to lunch. The plants came first you shmucks.!”
It honestly makes no sense and it has been bothering me since I was a little boy.
As a young man, I was completely OK saying, ‘The Bible’ is crap.
But as a linguist, I started wondering. I was in the shower one day and thinking, why would GOD write such contradictory crap. This is the author of the Universe, the REAL creator, right?
So, I decided it was all a gigantic enormous joke on all of us.
He is a huge Henny Youngman.
No?
Tell me otherwise.
These stories, they come off as baby tales.
Adam and Eve.
Noah and the Ark.
Abraham and Isaac
Things to read to your children to put them to sleep.
Maybe not the Isaac part, but if you rewrite it a bit, you have something less grim than… the Grimm’s stories.
My point is that these are middle-eastern myths that were woven into what we now consider to be a coherent narratives when I am almost certain they weren’t designed to be. This didn’t happen, y’all. Adam and Even are allegories. I hope we all know that. There isn’t any way in biology that there were TWO humans who proginated the entire species. Neither did Noah save everyone from some global flood.
If there had been a global flood some 6000 years ago, we’d see traces of it everywhere.
Europe, Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Australia and New Zealand, and yes… even Antarctica.
But do we?
No, we don’t.
So the tale is fictitious, or else some supernatural power has removed all of the evidence.
So, again I ask any creationists here to defend the scientific validity of the biblical story of creation.
Anyone here?