We get a lot of Brazilian students in at work, buying laptops and so on for their university studies, which is great.
But actually selling them a laptop is an all-day exercise. Every. Single. One. of them asks “Can you do me a special price?”.
No, we say, that’s the price for the laptop. Since you’re not buying a warranty or any accessories, there’s no discounts or deals.
“Ah, but you can do me a special price”.
No, we can’t, we explain. Regardless of how things work in Brazil, in Australia the price is, by and large, not open to negotiation. Take it or leave it.
“Yes, but if I buy laptop, you can do me a special price?”
:smack:
We had a Brazilian customer today who wanted to buy a $1,295 laptop and paid cash. Fine, we said. We’ll give you a free RAM upgrade, to 1Gb. He went off to the bank and came back with $1,200.
“You still need another $95” explained our manager.
“I only have $1,200. That is all the bank give me” said the customer.
“Yes, but the laptop is $1,295, and you’ve only given me $1,200” says the manager.
“You can do me special price” says the customer.
“No, we’ve already given you a free RAM upgrade” explains the manager. “No more discounts.”
“But I am paying cash” says the customer.
“Yes, and you haven’t paid enough cash to pay for this item.”
The conversation went on like this for another 20 minutes- the Brazilian customer absolutely insistent that we were ripping him off by not taking $95 off the price of a New-In-The-Box laptop, and the manager getting increasingly frustrated at this guy’s insistence that we do him a “special price” simply because he was buying something at the marked price.
In the end, he borrowed the $95 off one of his friends, much to everyone’s relief.
Anyway, I’m wondering if this is a cultural thing? Are most medium/large retail transactions in Brazil characterised by the sort of haggling usually found in Middle Eastern Bazaars?
It’s not like this is an isolated incident. Without exaggeration, every single Brazilian who comes into the store to buy a laptop wants a “Special Price” and cannot seem to understand that it just doesn’t work that way, unless you want a warranty and some software as well. If your mate Eduardo is fixing you up with copies of MS Office, that’s fine- but unlike speed limit signs on the Autobahn, the price on that laptop isn’t a “suggestion”- it’s the price, take it or leave it. And trust me, if you leave it, there are plenty of other customers out there who will happily take it without the song and dance normally associated with buying rugs or small arms in Moroccan marketplaces…