I’m getting pretty tired of my brother’s parrots screaming their heads off because someone parked a truck across the street two doors down and- gasp!- strangers are walking around outside! They’re the bird equivalent of a watchdog who is useless because it barks at squirrels, birds, and windblown leaves as well as intruders.
Is closing some of the shades during the day, or removing the bird to another room not an option?
That’s a horrible and cruel idea. Put the shock collar on your brother.
yes, pretty much. Parrots are intelligent and LOUD and people shouldn’t have them as pets if that is going to be a problem.
I thought I was quoting Coach, there but messed up. anyway, a lot of cruelty happens to parrots because people don’t understand them and their needs and it makes me angry.
so don’t live with your brother? or don’t let him live with you.
I feel exactly as angry as if you’d said your neighbor’s TODDLER is too loud and needs a shock collar.
OK, I’m going to get off the internet now.
If they’re the sort of parrots who can be taught to say simple phrases, teach them to say something really disrespectful involving your brother’s first name.
Revenge is a dish best served loudly every couple of minutes. 
Noooooooo.
Move away. Your only choice.
Parrots are LOUD noisy, poopy and don’t follow instructions well.
Yep, move.
(You’re mean to think anything else)
Parrots (Psittaciformes) are highly intelligent and social birds who have an instinctive need to be alert and communicate. The birds are just doing what they are evolved to do, and this is one of many reasons that they should not be kept as house pets or by people who do not have the appropriate facilities or experience to keep them (notwithstanding what trapping for the pet trade has done to devastate natural populations).
Shock collars are a terrible device even for dog training, where they can produce adverse behavioral responses that are difficult for even a good trainer to fix, and they are absolutely terrible for the purpose of trying to repress instinctual behavior. While having lived around feral parrot flocks I can sympathize with how aggravating and even distressing the noise is, putting one on a parrot for “screaming their heads off” would be the height of cruelty.
Stranger
Eh, I’ve seen crueler:
https://ifunny.co/picture/bedtime-leroy-here-comes-your-animal-blanket-ga0wYr8S8
Is it a bad thing that I knew the exact picture without looking?
Is it sad I loaded the app?
People, he’s not actually going to put a shock collar on the parrot. It’s not even his parrot! He’s just venting.
But he stated a desire to when it’s his brother who’s at fault and would understand why he has a shock collar.
Yeah. I know.
But animal anti-cruelty peeps get outraged easily.
I knew(I actually knew the guy, Vietnam vet, business owner, family man) a person who put poison in hamburger meat allover a little village. Killed numerous pets. Dead dogs, cats, wild squirrels, raccoons and rats were everywhere. Til a kid got sick from high dose of rat poison, it was just some crazy guy who hated dogs. Then it turned into attempted murder.
His reason: dogs are dirty and pooped on his lawn.
He spent a few nice years as a guest of the state.
You just never know when someone will snap.
It’s an ex-parrot.
Stranger
Pining for the fjords.
ETA: I have a friend whose dog was barking enough to annoy the neighbours, so he got a shock collar for the dog. A short time later a bunch of friends visited for lunch, and after a certain amount of beer was consumed, convinced him to hold the shock collar to his neck while the rest of us barked enthusiastically.
The shock collar never went back on the dog.
If the parrots are bothering you, move to a mobile home park which has countless peafowl running around, unrestrained. All the peacocks are vying for attention of the peahens. Yes, peacocks spreading their tails are beautiful. But their main courting behavior is screaming.
And peafowl poop all over the place is revolting.
~VOW
Or live near a person with Guinea fowl. Possibly the stupidest bird on the planet. An airplane could crash and they wouldn’t move. A butterfly flits by and it’s chaotic screeching for 30 minutes. Running in all directions. More than 3 or 4 and it’s loud.
Mostly folks get the chicks, they think are just so cute. Then the neighbors start complaining and they haul them down my road and dump them.
I call them Hobo chickens. I’ve had many reside here over the years. Eating twice their weight in feed. And doing nothing for it. If…big if they lay an egg it’s hidden. (Not that I want them). They never hatch because even Mom forgot where she laid it. So dumb.
I would like to hear a recording.
The ones I found on YouTube might be described as “a toddler found a gate that makes a loud squeaking noise, and spent twenty minutes opening and closing it”.