Okay, let’s be snarky here and argue about semantics.
I am an Architect and I also do side work for a plumber friend of mine. I can tell you that there are commercial toilets and the seats do come in more than round and oval. My home toilet is elongated and it is smaller than the commercial ones. My Dad’s seat in his retirement community apartment is a completely different size. They also make toilet seats for bariatric patients.
But even if what I say is not true the question remains. There are still more than one size/shape of toilet seat. The only one I have ever seen is the one made for round toilet seats and I am telling you that it does not fit the toilet seats I find at the mall, Fry’s, Target, or the many public toilets I find around town.
So if you can’t understand the question, let me rephrase it. Do they make toilet seat covers for oval shaped seats?
And I’m not a complete moron. I freaking wipe off the piss before I lay down clean TP. Doy.