Do vampires have jobs?

[Scumpup]

No. Jesus was a eripmav. He wants you to drink his blood.

[pepperlandgirl]

ot if they’re all Buffy vamps. When they want to convert you, they suck your blood, then you have to suck their blood. It’s this whole big circle of sucking. Mostly, they’re just gonna kill you.

And they’re also picky about who they choose. “I don’t fancy spending eternity with you. Can I eat him now, Luv?”