Do we have a thread for SlackerInc yet? Maybe we should

Still no ability to do your own damn search.

It was you posting a disgustingly anatomically detailed fantasy a 14 yo girl showering. The “context” beyond that is irrelevant to whether your posting that was “clear cut” (but believe me, the actual context didn’t make it any better for you)

…unless they’re Muslim. Yeah, I forgot the Islamophobia from my list. Thanks for the reminder of the many ways you suck.

It “just occurred to me” that I shouldn’t expect someone so obviously facing the particular mental challenges you do to realize that actual human emotions like pity exist.

Ha ha ha!

Yes, we know.

How does that (very on-brand) bit of narcissistic overthinking explain all the non-SubSaharan Africans here who also clearly pity you?

Just face it, Slack, it’s your own socially-inept, low-EQ, self-awareness-lacking posts about your own sad life that provoke pity. They would if you were a newbie poster, rather than the vile bigot you’ve shown yourself to be. So you can take your elaborate internet pseudo-analysis and stick it wherever you pull your translations and philosophy skills, because you’re worse at it than those.

Man, the autodidact is really showing on you when you try this kind of thing. It’s like you’re consciously trying to evoke pity…

Well, it is when I started pitying you. Before that ridiculous post, I just thought you were a run of the mill weirdo.

You guys, have you ever tried to take one of Slacker’s better lines and put them on a picture of Michael Scott from the office?

(PS: I took out the “that” because it is, of course, nearly always unnecessary when used that way. Just a bit of friendly editing at no charge.)

That’s brilliant!

Hi-larious.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/84979388/now-showering-with-a-consenting-and-attractive-sixteen-year-old-girl-in-a-jurisdiction-where-thats-l.jpg

Meh, if I had done the editing, it would have more properly captured the poetry of the original language.

The perfect picture!

Truth be told, I mentally picture Slack as more Kevin Malone than Michael Scott…

The expression was perfect, though.

True, that.

Dwight Schrute.

One thing that’s obvious is that he has some kind of memory issue. He’s unable to remember things he’s said, or even positions he’s taken. He’ll ridicule someone for the same kind of remark he made 10 minutes earlier. It does speak to he complete lack of self-awareness.

How’s this?

That’s a great line to hone in on @TroutMan, but I think @Colibri has a point, and it’s the exact kind of “women as objects to serve me” kind of way Dwight talks about women. Example:

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/80199312/birthing-hips-advantage-ashley.jpg

Did Dwight Schrute say that, or does Slacker have a “friend” (who may or may not know he exists) named Ashley?

I can’t tell if those are Slacker quotes or Office character quotes.

Yes, sixteen year olds, I do remember that and stand by it. I have no idea what you’re talking about with the fourteen year old thing, and I’m not out to research your uncited and bogus-sounding claim.

Somebody Office meme this, for God’s sake!

Sounds like a Creed quote.