My first wife admitted she got off while riding on the back of a motorcycle. However, she also admitted she was drunk at the time, so that may have cut down on the amount of terror.
Mine doubles as the litter-box room, so kinda a bathroom? Not a sexy place.
My wife and I have done some long rides, 2-up. Twice we did 1,000+ miles in 24 hours. If she ever got sexually excited back there, she never informed me. ![]()
Its already been established in this thread that your wife was lying just to impress you. That unless a testimonial from some woman on this board states that it has happened to them it means nothing coming from a man. Its been established as fact.
There is a personal stimulator designed to be installed in the seat of a motorcycle that can be synced to the engine speed called VibeRider.
Personally I would never ruin a perfectly good seat for this, but different strokes and all that.
You seem to be asserting that women are liars, and that they lie about their experiences on motorcycles. And also that feminist writers and illustrators cluelessly fantasize women.
Or perhaps your post is just a ‘women thing’ in which you cluelessly fantasize about men?
Wouldn’t that be unsafe? Possibly not legal?
Yeah, no…I’m not riding on that!
The Master tackles the question of “psychic orgasms.”
IIRC, Shirley Manson, lead singer of Garbage, once claimed to have mentally masturbated to orgasm in a van riding to a gig, and her bandmates were none the wiser.
Thing is if somebody is terrified of riding on a motorcycle or horse, it basically disqualifies them as an example on this subject either way since the issue is their terror; not whether or not such things are potentially “stimulating”. That doesn’t mean somebody who isn’t terrified might feel differently.
Do women really get off from sitting on a washing machine?
Yes, absolutely.
After all, they can’t stay up there forever.
You don’t get down from a washing machine, you get down from a duck.
I’m wondering if older models of washing machines used to vibrate a lot more.
Also, in my limited experience of horseback riding the sensation is less “gentle vibration” and more “repeated hard thwacks to one’s undercarriage”. And not to kink-shame here but I’m pretty sure most people don’t find the latter particularly sensual.
I thought the meme was a woman puts her crotch in the corner & the vibrations tingle her lady bits; however, I don’t think I’ve lived anywhere that is possible. The side of the washer was up against the dryer, a wall, or the laundry room tub sink meaning there is no accessible corner of the washing machine. Oh wait, I think the community washers in the basement of the apartment building I used to live in had an accessible corner but then you’re dealing with (the extra thrill of?) getting caught by a neighbor who wants to wash their dirty clothes.
Using a front/top edge would probably involve at least a step stool & a bit of contorting for women of average height.
Why a duck, why not a chicken?
Have a friend direct you to a site which specializes in pornographic videos, and type in “washing machine”.
Oh, yeah…now there is a reliable source!
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Just curious - do we have any information with regards to whether women do this stuff as aggressively or uh, creatively, as men? Like all those lists of things that have been found up people’s asses - is it equally distributed by sex?
I’m guessing not.
But I also wonder if it’s just a function of the fact that nothing is as good as a vibrator. A washing machine on spin cycle just sounds like yet another thing that is inferior to a vibrator.
“Traditionally” women were shamed for being sexual in any form at all (yet required to be Hollywood Godess-like sexual attractors of men: Heaven help anyone trying to walk that tightrope); while men, though permitted to be sexual beings, were shamed for not having the power and ability to have women just throwing themselves at their feet. Masturbating, homosexuality, hiring prostitutes, etc.; all resorts of losers.
Women, OTOH, required the resort of deniability: ads showing vibrators used on the model’s shoulders or showing her lovingly caressing her cheekbone with it, a spare electric toothbrush brush stored in the bedside table for some reason, etc., and so why not the out-of-bearing washer that she really needs to get Bill to fix one of these days?
You’ve obviously never been to Scranton.
How is your chicken down coat?