Do you ever tell your pets about the first time you saw them?

[Czarcasm]

@pseudotriton_ruber_ruber

Yes, and I denounce anyone who would do such a thing. You don’t mind me sharing my views on crazy behavior in a thread whose OP asks if she’s a little crazy for telling narratives to her cats, though, do you?

So we don’t hijack Kyla’s thread too much, would you mind starting a Pit thread if you want another thread about me and how much hostility you have for me to share? Kthxbye.

Yeah, you’ve made your point of view pretty evident.
Perhaps you should start a Pit thread about pet owners.