I am a free and easy, natural and real kind of person. I can and do talk about pretty much anything with my friends and family, including bodily functions. The topic itself is fine, it’s normal, I’m not squeamish about it.
However, I ** am ** extremely squeamish about the language employed to do so. I am reminded of this by some thread I was just skimming regarding bathroom habits, and someone was reporting that they take “2 ** craps ** a day”. And that just gives me the yucks. “I’m taking a shit” “I just took a crap” “Taking a dump” and good Christ: “I pinched a loaf”. I shudder and recoil when I read or hear people speak of their bowel movements in this way. It just makes it so much nastier than is necessary. I even have a problem with “poop” and “pooping”. I’m fine with “going to the bathroom” “having a bowel movement” and “stool”, though it isn’t a favorite, its the preferred term with doctors.
Anyone with me on this? Okay with the topic, fussy about the language?