No, the pick-up line is “Do you have a cork? Screw?”
No, that’s “Do you own a cork screw shaped penis?”
No guys, you’ve got it wrong. It’s “Do you have a cork screw in your pants? Because I’ve got a pinotage ready to be decanted.”
I use that one all the time.
Stranger
I can see how successful that would be.
I have two, and am pretty good at using them.
Yes: Swiss Army knife. Use it semi-regularly. It helped a lot when I figured out that I need to bottom it out in the cork, then use the handle as a lever to get the cork started.
No, it’s, “Pardon me, Ma’m, but can you help me tell if these avocados are ripe?”
I just said I use it all the time. I never said I was successful.
Stranger