Several years ago, when I was a security guard at the L. A. County Office of Education in Downey, CA, someone told me (I was in the uniform at the time) that I look like Malcolm Forbes, Jr.!
“If you drive an automobile, please drive carefully–because I walk in my sleep.”–Victor Borge
A couple people have told me I look like Linda Hamilton, the former Mrs. Titanic.
Diane, I always thought that you looked like, well… Diane! You know, from Cheers? If you never saw the show, Diane was a beautiful, smart woman in the first few seasons.
People often tell me I look like (insert current “People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive”)
But seriously, I’ll have a newer pic on my web site soon (the picture on there now is from last year. Since then, my hair has curled, for some strange reason. The pic on my site kinda shows you what the waves are like). Oh, and I’ve lost the braces since then.
The pic is at
http://members.macconnect.com/users/j/jonkleinow/jonathan.gif
Sorry, that should have said:
“But seriously, no one’s ever connected me to a specific celebrity. Judge for yourself…”
“I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs.”
– George Carlin
When my hair was short and spiky I got a lot of Charlie Sheen. Some drunk girl kept swearing I was at a bar one night. Very strange. She kept asking how working with Michael Douglas and William Dafore was
Edumnd Gwynne (sp?) in “The Munsters”.
Pffhuu-tt (Bronx cheer) to Pluto and Manhattan, who quite wrongly assumed I was a weedy little old (male) economist with a beard.
Any danged fool can see I’m a dead ringer for Talullah Bankhead:
“Good girls keep diaries; bad girls are too busy”
“We just don’t know what to make of him!” (doting mother about bratty son)
Talllulah: “How about a nice rug?”
The great Talullah is is sorely overlook in sig lines.
Veb
(who actually looks more like Winston Churchill)
When I had my hair very long and straight, I kept being told–but random strangers as well as friends–that I looked like Madeline Stowe (of Last of the Mohicans). I never did see a resemblance, except for the long, dark, straight hair and dark brown eyes. Once I chopped the hair into a bob, the comments stopped.
I’ve started growing it out again…and just a month or so ago, the comments started returning.
I was also told–very frequently–that Jaime’s (Helen Hunt) sister on Mad About You was reminiscent of me. Not so much looks, they said, but her brash, direct, whatever personality (and her sense of style). This horrified me–she’s a flaky freak! Now that the show’s popularity has died down, though, those comments have finally stopped.
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.” --Ralph Wiggum, hero and icon
At the office, people have remarked that I look an awful damn lot like Billy Bob Thornton (one person even goes so far as to call me Billy Bob. Sandy, if you’re reading this… pfffffrrrt! 
). Whatever. I don’t personally see the resemblance, but it could be worse.
Yes, I AM an agent of Satan… but my duties are largely ceremonial.
Some drunk guy told me I look like Mike Meyers.
Maybe…hmmm… then again, no, I definitely do not look like Meyers.
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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When my hair was chin length, I got Leonardo DiCaprio. When my hair was about 5 inches, I got Tim Robbins. Now that it’s about 3 inches, I get ‘hottie’ or ‘stud’ more than anything else.
–Tim
We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.
I used to hear that I looked identical to Kendall from “All My Children” - this was, say, 8 years ago when she and I both had long dark hair. Now she’s Buffy from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and we’re both blondish, but I don’t hear it nearly as often.
The big comparison I get now is Topanga from “Boy Meets World” - I’ve never really followed this show, and the only times I’ve ever seen this character she’s been about 12, so I have NO idea if it’s even close. It may just be because she’s a blonde with blueish eyes and has a tendency to look somewhere between sullen and pouty at times. There’s this expression she makes every once in a while that looks like a face I’d make, but other than that I don’t see a real similarity.
“You’re going to listen
to ME? To something I
said? Haven’t I made it
abundantly clear over the
tenure of our friendship
that I don’t know shit?”
Diane from Cheers? Really? Naw, the only thing we have in common is the name and color of hair. Other than that, I really don’t look anything like her, but thanks.
Heath - Charlie Sheen? DAAAAAMN! I think Charlie is HOT!
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KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
Homer Simpson.
'Nuff said.
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KITTEN
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
Back when I graduated college and my hair was longer, I was told I looked like MacGuyver and, once, some football quarterback who played for the Redskins – I can’t remember the name.
Now, with short hair, all I get is: “Are your eyes really that blue or are you wearing blue contacts?” Lots of people ask that. If I was wearing blue contacts I’d be pretty embarrassed.
Eissclam
WOO-HOO!!
I’ve been told I look like Eddie Vedder (someone please shoot me) or like Michael Bolton (back when he had hair).
You think it’s bad to look like Eddie Vedder? He’s HOT!
Wally Cox…except that I don’t have quite as buff a body. 
