As you may have heard, before Brad Pitt was a professional actor he held a job at an ‘El Pollo Loco’ fast-food restaurant where he dressed as a giant chicken and made clucking sounds as he stood outside of the building to draw customers-
How well do you think he did with the ladies at this stage of his career? Sure, he was probably just as good-looking back then as he is now, but I doubt that his looks alone could have overcome the low-status, low-paying career. A very attractive woman can get by based on her looks alone, but I don’t that the same holds true for a man. Do you agree?
Mmmmmm…El Pollo Loco. Best fast food chicken in the world. I wish they would open a franchise here in DC. God. That would be delightful.
Anyway, I didn’t get the impression from that article that Brad has had any trouble finding female companionship even when he was doing bit parts and non-credited roles on TV. He’s just a giant stud monkey and I wish I could be him.
Well, if women really wanted him that badly before he was famous, then why couldn’t he just find a woman that would pay his bills? Why work some degrading job like that when you don’t have to work at all??
The chicken and the egg are in bed after sex. The egg lights up a cigarette, content look on its face. Says the chicken, sourly:
“I guess that answers that question.”
[/hijack with awful joke]