Do you think of Dopers as your friends?

$500 in gas money? We drive a Corolla for our car trips - more like $100. Oh wait, two ways - better make that $200. Hmm, why are we not going again? :smiley:

I think being compatible with people you meet from here is sort of like online dating - we’re a self-selecting bunch, so you go into a Dopefest knowing that a lot of the people there have similar interests/natures. I haven’t met anyone from the Dope yet who I didn’t like right off.

Originally posted by Featherlou:

Can we get other ones that have an arrow and say “I’m with Guest”?

Good question. Do you have a good answer? Because if you don’t we’ll be forced to send somebody North the fetch you!

Trolls Happen

So, so jealous am I. When do I get to hold some of their boobs? :mad:

Welllllll…when you’ve been around here as long as I have…you get…“perks”.

Oh, great. They’re perky too?!? :mad: :mad:

I was wondering why you were so… affectionate at our recent Dopefest, LOUNE. :stuck_out_tongue:

“Honk if you love Cecil!”

“Cite?”

I • Scylla (• = pit)

Would you rather get sags?

This isn’t my original work, but it bears repeating - t-shirt idea for Dopers - “The Fighting Ignorants!”

Shouldn’t that be “The Ignorant Fighters”?
No, wait…

hitches up his pants Welp. You see here, missy…when boobs are involved…I gets a lil’ bit…“affectionate”, you could call it…

I’d call some people here my Doper friends I suppose. I’ve met a few at Dopefests even.

Screw you guys, I’m going home.

This would be an awesome t-shirt.
LOUNE, you’re a jeanyus!

Friends? Nah, you guys are more like a bunch of goldfish in an aquarium to me :wink:

But more like the diverse kind of aquarium with lots and lots of different fishies, and the occasional cleaner shrimp, and maybe some seastars. The kind of aquarium you just have look into because you see something new every day.

Nice fishies! Would you like some flakes?

Suckers…

Put your hand in here, pal, clean the algae.