That’s what my customer just asked me when I told him that his telephone line does not qualify for DSL service.
Customer: “Do you want me to die?”
Me: “What?”
Customer: “Do you want me to die?”
Me: “No sir! Why would you ask that?”
Customer: “Because you wont give me DSL.”
Me: “I don’t follow sir. Why would not having DSL kill you?”
Customer: “Because it is my passion!! It is my passion to surf the internet!!”
Me: “Okay. Well DSL is not a life or death product. Your line does not qualify for it so you cannot get it. You will live.”
He then decided to cancel his phone service! The funniest part about the conversation is that I think he was serious!
Sure! Just imagine… Pezpunk published on the internet. How exciting! Now if I could only get my story about my orgy with 10 beautiful girls published in Penthouse I’ll die a happy man. Come to think of it, if I could have an orgy with 10 beautiful girls I’d die a happy man!
Offers?
All right, I’ll go with Andy (aka pezpunk). I even got in a plug for the SDMB!
I couldn’t improve on the title (it says it all, really), so I kept it.
Just pressed the “submit” button, and I got back a screen saying:
Of course, since I’ve never submitted a tale there before (this is my first time), that may be normal. Hopefully, the tale will be online in a bit! I’ll check back in the next few days or so to see.