Do your boys hang low?

Factual Questions
1

I think this is one of the funniest commercials I’ve ever seen:

http://www.adcritic.com/content/fruit-of-the-loom-boys-hang-low.html

But, what is the line right after “Can you throw 'em over your shoulder”?

The most I can make out is “Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a something something soldier?”

What the hell is he saying?

2

“Can you throw them o’er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?” is the line. Don’t ask me why.

3

That rocks…

-Sam

4

The version of this charming ditty I remember goes:

Do your balls hang low?
Do you swing 'em to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do you get a funny feeling when they’re hanging from the ceiling?
Oh, you’ll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!

5

In shool we used to sing:

Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a regimantal soldier
…

6

Damnit you guys, now I’ve had this tune going through my head for the last 2 hours! At this point I’d be happy to hear “Fernando” by Abba.

7

Do they make a lusty clamor,
when you hit 'em with a hammer?

Can you bounce 'em off the wall,
like an Indian rubber ball?

Do they make a hollow sound,
when you drag 'em on the ground?

Do you feel a mellow tingle,
when you hit 'em with a shingle?

Do they squeal like dogs,
When you tromp 'em with your clogs?

Do they have a salty taste,
When you wrap 'em round your waist?

Do they chime like a gong,
when you pull upon your dong?

  • all courtesy of the Hash House Harrier songbook.

On-on

S. Norman

8

Wow. I am one of these people that tend to visualize what I read. Thank God I’m not a man.

9

LOL When I was a little girl I only knew the “clean” version (thank goodness for that!) …“Do your EARS hang low?..”