You diagnose me with OCD, an anxiety disorder. You say this explains everything I’ve come to see you about. The racing thoughts, the movements I’ve always assumed were tics, and the more recent gait problems.
The thoughts, you tell me, are obsessions. They are caused by anxiety.
You tell me that my movements, including my walking issues, are voluntary compulsions. My way of “binding up” the anxiety.
I am a very anxious person, you tell me.
But when I tell you that I don’t feel anxious, which is a requirement for a OCD diagnosis, you tell me I’m wrong, wrong, wrong. I really need to read about OCD, you tell me. “You stupid little girl”, you probably wanted to add.
I leave your office with the Luvox prescription and don’t know how I feel. Anger because I get this major diagnosis from you without the merest sign of sympathy or care to help me understand it? Sadness because I’ve just been told that behaviors I thought were involuntary are indeed voluntary, so I’ve been wasting money and time for years on something I could just have stopped on my own? Frustration because I don’t understand how one can have an anxiety disorder without feeling anxiety? Hopeless because the Luvox is probably going to poop out like all the other drugs I’ve taken, but it doesn’t really matter anyway because if I could just clear myself of all the “bound-up” anxiety, I’d be alright all on my own?
The whole world could collaspe around me and I wouldn’t care, due to my strange personality and megadoses of Klonopin that I’m taking for no known reason. And yet I’m supposedly so anxious that I allow myself to freeze in the middle of busy interactions…even though it seems to me that would make a person even more anxious and that they would avoid doing it. I’m so anxious that my thoughts race as I prepare to go to sleep at night…but are strangely peaceful when I’m explaining complicated matters to my boss and co-workers. And I have so many things to be anxious about! So many things that I can’t even list them all. In fact, there are so many things that I’m anxious about that I cannot even imagine a single one. The anxiety must be making me dumb.
I know I’m not a psychiatrist. I know I don’t know about all the types of OCD out there. And I do know that having repetitive thoughts–including nonsensical words and phrases–is a symptom of OCD. I know this, doctor, because I have read up on OCD, if you had bothered to ask. I’ve known about it for a long time now. But I’ve also read up on bipolar disorder, ADHD, and schizophrenia–conditions that I’m more genetically predisposed to than OCD. Guess what? They happen not to have anxiety as a diagnostic criterion. And they, like OCD, can be linked to movement problems that are not voluntary compulsions.
I was your last patient of the day, but it wouldn’t have killed you to explain this to me, like I’m an intelligent person worthy of knowing all the weird things that could be going on in my brain. I think my co-pay, at the very least, affords me that level of respect.
Tell me why you are so highly respected? You’re laughing and smiling at your witty turns of phrases while I’m asking serious questions…a respectful attempt to understand what causes OCD and what you think my prognosis is. And I’m supposed to think you care when you won’t answer me with something substantial? You might have well have told me that my uterus is wandering around in my body and that I will be alright when I have a baby. That’s how useless my visit was.
I’ll take your Luvox and your Anafranil (which I once thought was a wonder drug, but now just makes my nose bleed, my bladder reluctant, and my appetite gone). I’ll be a good patient and do as I’m told. But if Luvox doesn’t work, I think I’ll take another vacation from psychiatrists and their walls full of diplomas and their smirky faces that don’t deign to show compassion. I’ll just keep limping along and muttering to myself and not talk about those things anymore. Because apparently wanting to be rid of these crazy symptoms means I’m anxious.
Read about it if you don’t understand, you stupid little Doper.