{ smee goan wakes up, crawls out of bed and says to self,“Whoa, I dreamed last night that I wrote a biting critique of the pharmacy and medical care industry. Then I published it at a very prestigious on-line site where it was revered by millions” }
I dig vivid dreams. They’re extremely intense and seem so real that once I wake up I have to lay there a while and think about if what I just experienced was real or a dream. They are a multitude more intense than the average dream or nightmare.
I first had them about 9 years ago when I went to India and had to take anti-malaria pills. The pharmacist told me “these cause vivid dreams”. I said “what does that mean?” He snickered and said “you’ll find out!”
I enjoyed them so much that now a couple times a month I take 600mg of B6 before bed. The dreams are absolutely insane! What a ride!!!
Last night I had a really vivid dream that I was eight years old again and somehow got signed up for the neighborhood Butt’s Up tournament. Remember Butt’s Up? A game I hadn’t thought about in close to 20 years.
I woke up and thought, “man, what a crazy dream! How strange it is that memories from so long ago can trickle up from one’s subconscious!” Then I turned over and saw
a fresh tennis-ball-sized bruise on my left ass cheek!
If only there was a recreational drug that caused vivid/lucid dreaming, I’d be vegetative encephalapods that hang from branches while my fifth grade teacher recites poetry (except it’s not actually my fifth grade teacher, but Jon Stewart).
There is, and it’s not even a drug. It’s vitamin B6. YMMV but it takes about 200-600 mg. It isn’t something you can do every night as too much B6 built up in the body can cause nerve damage. But my research shows doing it twice a month doesn’t cause problems. I am not a doctor, this is not medical advice.
I didn’t notice vivid dreams as a side effect at all. It does do wonders for my blood pressure and fast heart rate though. Nice not to feel like a humming bird on crack.