Well, I haven’t done a residency but I just finished med school so I’ll give you my general take. Also, very important, this advice relates only to someone who’s normally healthy, not someone taking immune-suppression drugs, someone with known cancer, AIDS, etc… Finally, it goes without saying that you shouldn’t take anything here as gospel, right?? If you’re personally worried, go.
Head cold: When I hear this I think stuffy/runny nose, sore throat, mild/moderate cough, no fever. If this is all you get, there ain’t much we can do except point you to your local drug store for symptomatic relief. Especially the cough, it’s going to hang around for 2-3 weeks (we’ll get to cough soon), it’ll be irritating, but hang tough.
Sore throat: If you’re a child and your throat is pretty red, you have exudate (white pus-looking stuff) at the back of the throat esp. the tonsils, swollen glands in the neck and/or below the chin, and fever, you may well have a strep A infection and you should be treated with an antibiotic – interestingly, not to cure the sore throat but to prevent post-strep complications, most notably rheumatic fever which is uncommon but can damage your heart valves among other things.
If you’re an adult and you have similar symptoms, you may want to see if you have a strep infection so that you can prevent passing it on to a kid, but it’s less important. Either way a strep infection will almost certainly get better on its own. And most importantly, if your symptoms are less severe you very likely have a virus, which is so small that it can’t possibly make off with a whole leg, and we’re at symptomatic relief again – over-the-counter pain meds, either systemic (a pill) or local (cepacol).
Cough: If you’re coughing up blood, go. Especially if you’ve been smoking for a while. Maybe you can get away with a few flecks of blood after a major coughing fit, but keep your eye out.
If you’ve got a high fever (>102F or 39C) for more than a couple of days, you’re coughing up gobs of yellow stuff, and it hurts to breathe, you probably need an antibiotic.
Cough is notorious for lingering on and on…you get a cold, everything else gets better, but you have this irritating cough with maybe a little green gunk that just won’t go away. Well, you probably just have irritated regenerating/healing bronchial tissue, and a doctor won’t be able to fix it, although we have some nice codeine to brighten your day (reduces the urge to cough – or just makes you not care so much?), so if you can’t sleep or control the urge to jump off a tall building because of the goddam cough, we’ll hook you up.
Fatigue/malaise: If you’re a medical intern (as is my wife) and you don’t have these symptoms, I’m calling the DEA on you. Otherwise, this is a tricky one. Surprise surprise, it depends on the severity and duration. It can be caused by everything from anxiety to a urinary tract infection. Basically, if you feel severely fatigued or malaise-y (coined it!) for more that a couple of weeks and you can’t point to an obvious cause, get checked out. If it’s impairing your ability to do things like work, eat, bathe, go. Otherwise you’re very likely to get a pat on the back and similar advice in person.