I left work at about 12:55 at night. (long natter with the guy taking over from me. I was supposed to leave at 12)
As I’m walking along the promenade I notice more seagul droppings than usual. Sometimes you get concentrations of droppings like this so I assumed it was one of those. But as I continued to walk it just wouldn’t end. The entire promenade is caked in sh*t.
I carry on walking and see a flash on the horizon (coming from the direction of South Scotland/ North England). This prompts me to inspect the sky in general. I look behind and see that there is a full moon (and a cool looking one at that… lighting up the clouds)
Then later on I spot a black cat sprinting full-pelt down the path in my direction. I psswssswwwsswsss it but it isn’t interested. It pelts right past me and down the lane.
Do full moons make animals do weird stuff (like lose bladder control and run a lot) or am I just too attentive about the mundane?