Does a nude photo of you exist anywhere on this earth?

In real life or on the net?

And I don’t mean baby photos either. I’m automatically making any photo of you like that taken before age 18 null and void.

After that, though, does a nude photo of you exist at all in this world anywhere?

If so, do tell the story or circumstances behind it if brave or willing enough.

For me, no. But there actually came close to being one. She had the camera, but shut the door in time.

Several places…on the internet and others.

I am not alone:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7268871/

Sure. Here are a couple of them (I’m the guy in the final two pics, #10 and #11): http://my.tbaytel.net/culpeper/KattawagamiRiverPicsHeavensCamp.html

Circumstances? Paddling about in the middle of nowhere for an extended period.

Sadly, yes. I didn’t put them there. Ex-fiance owns them, so either he got spiteful or someone got hold of them.
I was far too trusting back then. :frowning:

Nope. And since I’m familiar with the publication Dirty Found (they have a non-dirty one at www.foundmagazine.com) all I can say is Thank The Lord. Yikes. Wouldn’t want something like that getting in to the wrong hands.

Yes. Boudoir pictures of myself. Self-photographed before my surgery (gastric bypass). They’re pretty good if I do say so myself.

VCNJ~

Not of me completely nude, no. My nekkid thread-running is done without any cameras nearby.

No. And on the web, there are none of me with clothes on, either!

Yeah, I forgot to mention this in the OP…that semi nude works as well.

That’s what you think :wink: You don’t need to be nearby with a 500mm telephoto lense.

For myself, I expect so, being as I have been a nudist at times. Also there are definately some dodgy photos of me from the SF Fettish ball owned by a couple of very nice Japanese girls :slight_smile:

Well then, yes, a few of those exist. I don’t exactly have them under lock and key.

I spent day 2 of Woodstock '94 walking around the quarter-million-person crowd wearing nothing by sneakers and a strategically placed fanny pack. I got stopped at least 50 times to pose for pics, and in many of those, I or someone else yanked the pack away, exposing the naughty bits.

I’m eternally bummed that we lost the camera that we brought with us to wilds of the mud pits.

Incidentally, if any Dopers happen to be one of those photographers, I’d love to have some photographic evidence of that day. :slight_smile:

Nude photos of me exist, but AFAIK, they’re not posted for anyone to wander by and look at since they’re copyrighted.

In that case, Yes.

Just me, a barely long enough T-shirt, and an M-16 with a grenade launcher posing in the Mojave Desert.

Yup. On another message board, we all kind of dared each other to do it. Totally nude. I took it myself, when I was seven months pregnant with my daughter. And I look great!

Between that and the atheist bumperstickers, I figure I’m never getting elected to the school board (or any other office, for that matter).

Yeah. I was at the end of a roll of film so I snapped a couple of full frontal pictures in the mirror. I put the roll of film on my desk and then completely forgot about it. Four months later I had the pictures developed and nearly fell off my chair laughing when I got them back from Walgreens.

Several nude pics. And a couple of videos too.

They were taken with friends/partners/acquaintances. Something to spice things up.

On the net, nude only from the waist down. But on some sites have face pics along with the nude pics. One site is sort of a “hot or not” thing. My profile has been on that site for nearly three years. I currently have an 8 (out of 10) rating.

Shallow, tawdry validation? Hmm. Yeah, I guess so.

When my husband and I were doing one of our he-moved-first-and-I-followed-later deals, I was messing around with the computer cam and I sent him some photos. I tried to set them as a password-only file, but for all I know, they may have slipped out on the internet. I hope not, but who knows?? I don’t think they exist on my old computer any longer, but I could set it up and check.

I suppose I should run for public office - if they exist, they’d show up then… :eek:

Videos. Ah crap. :smack:

Nope. Ex-boyfriend and I used to take pictures of each other with my digital camera but those were quickly deleted. I don’t really know why, we were just bored I guess.