Yes, from a long time ago with a girlfriend. Nothing sexual, nothing artsy, just nudes. There is one where for giggles I stood on my head.
Feh.
I do have some nudes of Wifecat though.
-Tcat
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You better be joking. That is not cool.
Yeh, have some. Ex-boyfriend took them, I have them now.
Uhhh… he said a friend photoshopped him and took him on a tour. Photoshopping a nekkid guy into a children’s show picture, may be a bit strange, but it would definately be funny.
Yes. There no doubt exist nude photos of me out there. And there are some here. …bits of me anyway … er…
Pics? Yes, and some Dopers have seen them.
Videos? Yes, and I wouldn’t be surprised if some Dopers had seen them.
Nope. And I can’t imagine why anyone would want racy shots of myself, in any case.
Excuse me, I’ve got to prepare for a trip to Anaamika’s house.
Rope, black jumpsuit, lockpick…
Yes, taken on my 64th birthday. Not on the net, though. For the right money, I promise to never post it.
YOU’LL NEVER cough in the small lockbox cough GET THEM!!!
Too many to count.
Three trips to Nudes-a-Poppin’ and my nekkid ass is probably all over the internet. And I know for sure I’ve been in a couple of Buttman video’s, and others that were present during NaP.
Plus, there are private pictures that are for just my fiancee.
The NaP pics aren’t bedroom sexy, even though they are nude. It’s just a naked competition and there are hundreds of people walking around naked, dancing, posing, etc.
Who knew crime was this easy and fun?
Does this mean you owe me 20 cents now? 
snort Can’t believe you remembered that.
I posed in a Spencer Tunick group nude photo back in 1997 at a Phish concert in Maine, but it looks a lot like this* so I’m just one in the crowd. A film crew was there to cover the event so I’m apparently running naked through a nationally produced dvd as well. Icing on the cake? The center pages of The Phish Book features a 2 page pic from that shoot that I’m fairly recognizable in too. So in one fateful day I managed to pose nude for a photograph, a dvd, and a published book.
*Link features access to pics of lots of nekkid folk. Artistically, of course. It’s not porn, but it’s a tad on the not work-safe side.
Oops… Forgot about all the videos. Still haven’t brought myself to pop any of the DVDs into the player yet.
Extra credit poll question for the “no” and ‘absolutely not’ crowd:
Is it bashfulness? If so, try and remember in almost every case, you’ll find about 50% of your peers look better and 50% look worse in their natural state.
Fear of Blackmail? With the +/- 100,000,000 (estimated) photos of naked people on the internet, it’s far too commonplace to approach the level of a ‘blackmail-able’ offense.
Somewhere, there’s a video of my wife and I doing spousal things. I misplaced it a few years ago, uh, I mean she misplaced it (not my fault, nope), so if you have an 8mm player, and you see us, could you kindly return it, no questions asked?
No one’s ever motivated me to do it.
Until a few months ago, no. I definitely do not have the sort of body one would want to see naked. But my girlfriend really wanted some nude pics of me, so hey, why not? I have a digital camera and a tripod, so I got to work. I sent her a few of the least nauseating ones and she was happy.
She just had to send her computer back to the shop for data recovery, though. The hard drive contiaining my pictures was in the hands of christ-all-knows-who for days. So for all I know they’ve posted the pics on uglynakedguy.com (note: as far as I know, not a real web site). I’m just hoping they weren’t quite that curious.
Wow, when your office has dress down Friday, you don’t mess around, do you?
Shed your shell and get crackin!
Yep, digital pics and video sent to several lonely women in exchange for the same.