Not Native American Crow(e?) but plain old big black pain in the ass bird crow.
You see for the last several days every time I am outside I hear a crow cawing at me. He is usually up in a big tree by the barn but sometimes he hangs out back by the deck. He’s there when I get in and out of the car and also when I take out the trash.
I’m not sure but he may be one of the same two crows that used to sit up in a huge sycamore tree right in front of the house and yell at me in the same manner. That tree fell down a couple of years ago and the birds left apparently in search of a suitable replacement.
Now every time I go outside Mr I’m-so-much-more-superior-than-you-cause-I-have-wings-and-you-don’t yells at me bold as you please. I think it sort of sounds like “Mermaid eats bird turds” but it could be “stand right there for a minute cause I’m coming over to crap in your hair, OK?”
I would really like to learn how to say “I don’t care if you do have wings cause I’ve got a car and you don’t so there Nyah!” but I would settle for “oh yeah, well I heard you are just a blackbird on steroids” or maybe “everyone knows crows are just dinosaurs who couldn’t cut it”.
Is there anyone out there who can help me communicate with this thing in a sincere and meaningful manner?