Does anyone find Michael Jackson sexy?

Okay, that was funny.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!
NO!

No. Not now, not ever. His brothers are pretty hot though.

Compared to Carrot Top, DMark? You know, when you compare them… kinda makes Carrot Top develop a certain appeal.

Well, apparently this woman does.

VH1 Classics plays uh…“Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough” and well, he’s…uh…sorta, kinda cute in that video.

find a happy place… find a happy place…

Now I find myself wondering if his surgery has extended … down there
Has Mr Wiggly morphed into a monstrous sea serpent ?

Q. What is the difference between a dry-cleaning bag and Michael Jackson?

A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, and the other is a dry-cleaning bag.

I prefer my guys more natural.

And all that plastic…ewwwwww

I don’t know why the OP got banned, but I’m choosing to believe that it’s because the Mods didn’t want such a sick and dangerous mind in our midst.

I did find him sexy, once, back in the Thriller days. He danced really well, and he had that vulnerable side that I found really appealing. Now that the vulnerablility has blossomed into profound mental illness and the body has been chiseled away bit by bit, he is definitely not sexy.

I think that Bubbles is much sexier than Michael.

Where is Bubbles through all this controversy?

What about Bubbles???