“Fuck” doesn’t bother me nearly as much as the liberal sprinkling of “like” and “dude” throughout a conversation. Don’t get me started on vocal fry and the end-of-sentence lift (where every sentence becomes a question).
There have been days at work when …
I didn’t. But I wanted to.
Very similar for me. I waited until 6th grade, however, before developing my language skills. 
Dude, like what the fuck is your problem? Like so fucking dumb?
I don’t usually use the word, but about 5 years ago I went on a first date and was so nervous it kept slipping out like every other sentence. And I was aware of doing it, but for some reason couldn’t stop myself. At the end of the date I apologized and tried to explain that is not how I normally speak, but couldn’t even get through the explanation without dropping a couple more F bombs.
There was no second date, but I wonder what that woman thought of me and I wonder why, for that one date, I couldn’t see to control my language. It never happened before or since.
Your remark made me laugh.
One day long ago when I was doing contract IT work for a corporation whose name rhymes with aspirin and was smitten by unreasonable requests somewhere left of reality, I excused myself, went out the front door into the parking lot to my vehicle and yelled “FUCK! fuckity fuck fuck!” to the sky above.
I got a few smiles from people arriving, and I felt better.
I don’t do that often, hardly ever even. But dang that felt good.
Damned if I know.
I mean, that should be a cocksucking Ford truck. 
I have a phrase I have used around the Christmas season for more than 40 years that actually caught on at Da Jungle (where I work - think about it) for basically the month of December ------
“Bah! Hum-fuck!”
It isn’t used very often but when your lane is over 500% and the boxes are piled higher than your head, it helps.
Every time i place an Amazon order (and that has become almost daily) I think of you.
This is why I drink in the Jeep with my dogs, far out in the desert.
I used to curse a lot more often than I do now. I work at an advertising agency, and I joke that “ad agencies run on coffee and foul language” – and, so, I think that my environment had an influence on just how often I swore. So, maybe a decade ago, I decided to try and limit how often I swore, and I was able to do so.
At the place I worked at a few years ago, the people who worked for me would remark on the fact that I didn’t swear often (because they were all 23 years old, and they did swear like sailors). And, then, one day, we got word that a vendor of ours had completely screwed up a project. I let loose a couple of F-bombs, and my employees looked at me, open-mouthed.
I call it “cursing for effect.”
There are three ways to curse.
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Like cursing makes you cool and/or edgy. Every other word. People who don’t know you think you’re an idiot. People who do know you stop hearing the swears they way they stop hearing the air conditioning.
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Like curse words are just words. So they get used now and then without fanfare but not to excess. Nobody thinks you’re an idiot, but the words have comparatively little impact when they’re used.
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Like cursing is bad and should always be avoided. When a person like this does curse it has a lot of impact because it’s presumed that something big must have happened to cause them to lose control of themselves like that.
This scene from The Wire is rather famous. For 4½ minutes two top-notch homicide detectives work a crime scene communicating using only ‘Fuck’ and its variants. I count 36 ‘Fucks’ during the scene, though only 23 appear in this transcript.
Altogether, those transcripts show 767 ‘fucks’ in Season 1 of The Wire though, as I say, 13 ‘fucks’ were omitted from the transcript just in that one scene.
So somebody just didn’t give 13 fucks?
Thank you for your support -------- I think?
Embrace it, don’t discard it. The Word Man says it’s such a lovely and useful word.
Carlin said it better
or
(Should read back to see if anyone else posted these)
I like tree-fucking-mendous.
Given that I’ve never heard Alestorm use profanity in any of their other songs, I think this little ditty is intended to poke a little fun at other bands that feel the need to use profanity in every song:
So, here’s the thing. Six of us went to the same pub on Friday evening. We’re all the same age(ish), and I counted two “fucks” over three hours. Yes, I was listening.
Again, I can swear along with the rest of you, and so can my friends, but we DON’T! What is the point?