Does God write ALL books

He does, however, write the songs.

If my grandmother had wheels, she would be a wagon.

The ones the whole world sings?

So, when we read that homosexuals should be stoned to death, should we think of that as an improvement over some contemporaneous practice of something worse, like perhaps beheading homosexuals?

Man, you’re truly a “glass half full” kind of guy!

Naw, that was Barry Manilow. I hate you for making me look that up. You should be punished in hell, forever, for that.

It doesn’t actually specify any particular method of execution. Personally, I would read that with my left brain as some fucked up Bronze Age shit, and with my right brain as a caution to check myself for the sort of violent and judgmental tendencies which the text is exemplifying.

[QUOTE=Wikipedia]
Johnston has stated that, for him, the “I” in the song is God and that songs come from the spirit of creativity in all of us.

Manilow was initially reluctant to record the song, stating in his autobiography Sweet Life: “The problem with the song was that if you didn’t listen carefully to the lyric, you would think that the singer was singing about himself. It could be misinterpreted as a monumental ego trip.”
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So there you go. :slight_smile:

Ah - it’s just God using some good old reverse psychology.

“Go kill those evil bastards!!! Or… should you?”

Actually, it was Bruce Johnson. Manilow was the singer.

And I didn’t even have to look it up.
slinks away in shame

I think it would follow from predestination that God is responsible for all works (maybe), but not from the three omnis.

If God is responsible for Mein Kampf, is that the Revealed Truth or a Teachable Moment?

when I was young & foolish, I was suckered into buying a car with one of those wanking engines – that was certainly a sin by the seller. An absolute maintainable piece of junk!

Forty-some years later, and I would still never, ever consider buying anything from Mazda! I hope they all burn in hell.

OK, Barry Manilow should be killed first. Then we’ll kill you. We’re still getting to you. Just you wait…

Does God write ALL books
I have asked myself the same question before.
I am a Christian and I attended a Catholic school through the third grade. During those years, we never talked about the Old Testament. I married a Baptist and attended her Church which was all about the New.

In my 60’s and needing something to do I read the Old for the first time. The tail of the Israelites, the Romans and the rest. It’s telling indeed. While reading those verses I did indeed ask myself the very same question you are asking today.

The Romans didn’t show up in the area until sometime after the war of the Maccabees, which even by the Catholic canon was sometime after the last of the OT was written. Romans are only in the NT.

Yes God did write all Barry Manilow’s songs. But He’s not just some distant “blind watchmaker” in hiding. No. He’s ever present in all words.
In fact He’s in all words past, present and future for all eternity. Even the opening instructions on your tin of tuna are the word of God. Anyone claiming to have God’s exclusive text is pulling your leg, and possibly after your money.
Don’t you agree so ?

What about sardine tins, and why do they so often fail to open easily?

[QUOTE=Ezekiel 47:9]
"It will come about that every living creature which swarms in every place where the river goes, will live. And there will be very many fish, for these waters go there and the others become fresh; so everything will live where the river goes.
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In my view God did not write the “books”. They were written by human beings & passed on from one generation to another tweeting pieces and parts of the verses along the way

Thank you for clarifying this. I did have it wrong all this time

again thanks :slight_smile:

Kayaker:
Originally Posted by Ezekiel 47:9

"It will come about that every living creature which swarms in every place where the river goes, will live. And there will be very many fish, for these waters go there and the others become fresh; so everything will live where the river goes.

I have never seen that verse before.

Kayaker thanks for posting it

No, but God writes all the tell-all books