That’s a hell of a thing to call your wife.
Well, either J.G. Ballard smoked odorless hashish, or Vaughan has some insanely powerful-smelling semen.
I worked with a guy who used to claim that his bedroom smelled like a goldarn bleach factory. He was bragging about the amount of tail he’d been getting lately.
Yes, it does have a somewhat bleachy smell to it.
Or, as Scott Thompson calls it, his “dreamcatcher.”
I think it smells like chlorine.
Technically, doesn’t everything have a smell, but the question is whether the odor is perceptable or not?
And, I’d say semen smells sweet and perhaps bleachy as has been said.
Semen has been around a lot longer than Clorox. So it is the Clorox that smells like semen, not the semen that smells like Clorox.
Interestingly, with time, semen and Clorox have opposite effects on socks.
I’ve never smelt my semen. So i didn’t think it had one.
I remember someone I know used to live on student housing for awhile and he was telling us one day when when he lived there everytime he had sex or rubbed one out he would just do it on the same general area of the floor. He wasn’t a very hygenic person and he said he didn’t give a shit because it wasn’t his room!
Now I think back to when I had been there to visit him with some friends and i don’t recall anyone being able to smell semen. So the smell cant be very potent.
Another vote for bleach. It’s not exact, but there’s a definite bleachy smell. Since this is chlorine bleach we’re talking about, I presume that everybody here saying “It smells like bleach” and “It smells like chlorine” are describing more or less the same smell, right?
One’s cyclic memories return: I want to get my nipples pierced. Are there health risks? Plus: Sperm trees of Los Angeles
Always reminds me of Digestive Biscuits.
After reading this thread I gotta wonder if there’s something wrong with me!
There’s a thread somewhere about masculine smelling shampoo. A link may be a kindness.
I seem to be the odd one out here: Ever since I very first introduced Rosie Palm (or maybe it was Rosco–I’m not sure) to her BFF, I’ve thought it to have a distinctly sweet smell. Sort of like sweet corn, actually, but a bit sweeter than that. Not once have I ever detected anything even vaguely Clorox-like about it. I’m kinda glad–I’d find it rather hard to eroticize the scent of Clorox.
Yet the smell of erotic sweet corn is ok?
Here ya go, then.
http://www.amazon.com/Outrageous-Passion-Produce-12000-Vibrator/dp/B000EBONU8
Next question: If you eat a lot of Flintstones Vitamins grape flavor, can you flavor it?
I’ve never picked up on any chlorine smell. To me is smells a lot like copper pennies.
It smells like victory.
I am surprised by the number of bleach references. Never noticed that myself. Doesn’t sound particularly healthy.
My own contribution: back in the day, during frat rush, I was shown a room that had a definite “Play-Doh” smell to it, and I immediately thought of ejaculate.
Must be a lot of variability out there. Anybody volunteering to receive samples and perform a statistical analysis? :eek:
Wasn’t it Naked Lunch (the book) where they mentioned a room smelling like ‘rancid jissom’?
Might I suggest eating more pineapple – daily, even?
Mine has rarely smelled of rarely to begin with (but the aroma is very noticeable and surprises me on those rare occasions) but I’ve noticed that diet has a definite effect, and it behooves a gentleman to attend to the niceties, doesn’t it?